novelones Chapter 226 Scumbag 5 Supreme Elder
Chapter 226 Scumbag 5 Supreme Elder
Xiaoke is an activist, Ye Lige and Jiang Zhi spent a dinner together.
As soon as she returned to her own courtyard, before she even sorted out the miscellaneous items, Xiao Ke came back in a thief-like manner.
There is an audio and video stone rolled between the two leaves, "Little fairy, what do you think is here?"
This is not easy to guess, so I can only follow him and ask: "What is it?"
Xiao Ke said proudly: "Give some medicine to that pair of bitches, and follow your instructions, little fairy, to make them do something shameful and indecent."
I learned the experience from Dahei and made an audio-visual video to show off my achievements.
In the conscience of heaven and earth, Ye Lige really wanted to make those two people look embarrassed, but he only meant it literally.
After all, she is still an extremely pure baby.
Both ideological consciousness and physical functions are still in the immature stage.
Xiao Ke, who has recently become obsessed with reading story books, feels that he is getting better and better, and is one step closer to becoming a human being in the future.
Today, he is not only better in cultivation than Ye Lige, but also in ideological level.
Xiao Ke: "Little Fairy, do you know what indecent things they did?"
Ye Lige shook his head. At most, he would throw them a few bottles of itching powder, or medicinal powder that could cause dermatitis and lesions. The pain and itching would last for several days. Otherwise, what else could be done?
Xiaoke said mysteriously: "Mate, mate!"
Ye Lige, who was drinking spiritual tea, spat it out in one gulp and stared wide-eyed, "What?"
Xiaoke shook the leaf, "Really? You can't understand it, right?"
Xiao Ke: "I conveyed your wishes to the tree demon, little fairy, and he gave me this medicinal powder.
I got in and sprinkled it on them. One of them was inside, the other was outside, and they kept talking.
The man said: Auntie, my nephew has found an opportunity to have a baby. If he has the help of the Baby Knot Pill, he will definitely be able to break through and become the True Lord of Nascent Soul, and the status of our Wan family will be raised to another level.
When the time comes, my nephew will be able to let you straighten your back in the Jiang family openly, and you will no longer be affected by the cowardice of those brats.
The woman said: Alas, this is the fate of my aunt. Fortunately, you are all sensible.
I've already thought of a way for you to achieve the Yingying Pill, hey, it's all here.
Then, the woman handed over a storage bag.
The man took something and would definitely run away.
The little fairy's mission was not completed, can we let him go?
That was definitely not possible, so I dumped the large packet of medicinal powder that the dryad asked for on them without hesitation.
Then, the two people started to have sex, and then they had shameless mating..."
Yeli Ge raised his hand: "Stop, stop, stop!"
Oh my gosh, if Xiaoke could be more reserved in her speech, or just let her watch the video without dubbing and commentary, she feels that she might be more adaptable.
Also, Xiaoke, you are a tree, why do you take that kind of thing so naturally, and why do you think that the leaves don’t grow red and the branches don’t jump?
In fact, Xiao Ke didn't understand it yet, and murmured to himself: "Little fairy, I don't understand. Is it because I didn't convey it clearly enough, or is there something wrong with the tree demon's understanding?
How could something as sacred as procreation be interpreted as something indecent that requires blushing and heartbeat? "
There is no way to continue this topic, future generations... Hey, Ye Lige suddenly had an idea.
Ye Lige: "Xiao Ke, give me the audio and video stone!"
Xiao Ke: "Okay!"
Ye Lige: "I remember that two Thousand Sons and Hundreds of Suns fruits have matured in our garden?"
Xiao Ke: "Yes, one is for auction, and there is one more!"
The probability of a high-level monk conceiving a child is extremely low. After taking the fruit of Thousand Sons and Hundreds of Grandchildren, as long as there is nothing wrong with him, he has a high probability of having children, and the probability of having spiritual roots can reach 90.00%.
This kind of fruit is extremely rare in the Beichen world. It only occasionally appears in the secret realm, and every time it is sold for a sky-high price.
Ye Lige had two mature ones in her portable cave, but she had only one sent to the auction.
Ye Lige: "Find it for me!"
Xiao Ke: "To whom?"
Ye Lige: "Guess!"
Dahei, who had only listened for a while, came over and said, "I guess you should give it to the Fifth Supreme Elder, that bad old man."
Xiao Ke: "You are so old, do you still have the nerve to give birth?"
Dahei came up to me with a gossipy look on his face. Before he could say anything, he was already happy, "You're a piece of wood that can't walk. What can you understand?"
Xiao Ke: You understand, tell me quickly!
Then Ye Lige saw that Xiaoke and Dahei, who had always been the king but not the king, were closely connected because of gossip.
Big Bagua Hei chuckled and analyzed for Xiao Ke, "Do you know how many women the old man has?"
Without waiting for Xiao Ke to speak, he started to answer, "More than ten!"
Xiao Ke exclaimed: "So many?"
Although their demon cultivators may not necessarily stick to one pair for the rest of their lives, they won't do this with so many of them all at once!
Dahei smiled obscenely: "I don't know what I'm talking about!"
Xiao Ke: "I just didn't expect it."
Dahei: “He has three sons and three mothers, so that’s three women!
In addition, the old man also has five daughters! "
"How did you know?"
This time, Lian Yeli Ge was also shocked. This was the first time she heard it!
Dahei wagged his tail proudly, "Don't worry, don't worry, these are unimportant details. If you have any questions, I'll ask them later.
Five daughters and five mothers. Count on your fingers. Three plus five equals eight. That’s eight women.
There are still those who have not given birth, and there are those who have not been brought into the house.
And according to the news I know, because the old man broke through the Nascent Soul Realm very early, in order to increase the chance of having children, the people he had an affair with were all beautiful women in the mortal world.
Ha ha ha ha……"
I don’t know what he suddenly thought of, and he started laughing all of a sudden.
After he had laughed enough, he continued: "I heard that there is also an oiran who sings the spring pavilion. It is said that she is extremely beautiful, but her beauty is unlucky, and we have no chance to meet her.
Little Fairy, do you know how your grandma Yuewan Zhenjun fell? "
Ye Lige had a small face, "I heard that he died while doing family tasks!"
Because of this, his grandfather Qingyuan Daojun still refuses to forgive him until now.
Dahei, who almost laughed out loud, continued to babble, "That's right.
In fact, it was an old man and an old lady. Of course, they were both relatively young at that time.
It’s true that we went on a mission together. The old man was too romantic. He took the opportunity to visit two old lovers and strolled around the flower house. As a result..."
Ye Lige's face suddenly became strange. Can it be believed that the ancestor she respected so much could have such a bad side?
"Dahei, who did you listen to?"
According to the habits of a large family, such incidents would not be allowed to spread, let alone inquire about them so many years after someone's death.
Even the most well-informed shadow organization would not be able to record the private life of the Fifth Supreme Elder in such detail.
My grandfather was still young at the time and would not remember it so clearly.
Moreover, he has a cold temperament and will not talk about his parents' conflicts to others.
Dahei: "Absolutely reliable. I didn't hear this from anyone. I heard it from some old monsters in the underworld."
That’s it, Ye Lige remembered.
During the time in the underworld, because of Uncle Guyue's convenience, Dahei would go to the eighteenth level of hell to play whenever he had something to do.
Moreover, Dahei also came up with new ideas.
He asked those old ghosts to tell stories, and if they told them well, he would give them delicious food and drink.
Those who committed crimes like the false emperor Hu Jing were directly exiled to the ghost wasteland after being punished.
Those who are left in the eighteenth level of hell with nowhere to go must be the most sinful people.
Two of them were very clear about the past events of the Fifth Supreme Elder, so they told Dahei the story in exchange for some food.
Dahei: “It can’t be fake, one of the old ghosts was still singing in the Spring Pavilion and he was competing with the old man to steal the oiran.
There is another one, that evil monster that your grandma and the old man want to get rid of together.
They are all involved (demon), how can this be fake? "
Thunder rolled from the sky, and in an instant, the glorious image of the Fifth Supreme Elder in Ye Lige's mind collapsed...
This guy is no ordinary scumbag, he is simply the best in the scumbag world.
No wonder, no wonder Grandpa Cheap has a cold face towards him all the time, even if he is scolded by him, he doesn't bother to talk back!
It's not that I can't, it's that I disdain.