Chapter 696: Bones and Beauty
Chapter 696: Bones and Beauty
Maybe he heard Ye Lige's thoughts, and the little skeleton man asked softly, "Which little master's brand does Your Majesty want to turn over?"
The king pondered for a moment, "Please let Concubine Xuan Li sleep with you!"
"Slave, go and announce it now!"
The little skeleton man turned around and went to the back hall, because Ye Lige's personal space had been transferred to his body, so he could naturally see his every move.
In a room in the side hall, rows of various human skins were hung all over the room like clothes.
Crazy Dan looked at it with gusto, "What a superb method it takes to completely remove so many people's skins."
This is not a human skin mask, but real human skin.
At that time, Crazy Dan tried to use drugs to peel off the complete human skin, but ultimately failed.
At this time, she wanted to ask if these human skins were peeled off or soaked in medicine.
He looked around, shrunk his neck, and did not dare to speak.
The little skeleton man flipped it over twice with great experience, "Found it!"
Under the bewildered gazes of everyone, he put the human skin on his body and spun it around a few times.
When I looked again, the little person who was only supported by a few bones suddenly turned into a lively beauty.
Moreover, she has good looks and even beautiful black hair.
In short, it has everything a woman should have. She looks full of life, and even her tone of voice has changed.
Concubine Li flicked her sleeves, rushed to another room and shouted, "Someone is here to serve you!"
Two skeletons walked out from inside and came forward to salute, "I've met your empress!"
Concubine Li shook her fan gently and said in a slow voice: "Get ready, I am going to accompany the king!"
After giving the order, this side hall suddenly became lively.
Some were fetching water, some were holding mirrors, and some were preparing clothes. Inside and outside, they were all living people of flesh and blood.
Concubine Li allowed these people to dress her up beautifully, and even smiled at the mirror, "Do you think I am beautiful?"
Then one person said: "No one can match the beauty of the empress!"
Someone else said: "The beauty of the empress is Xishi!"
Another person said: "Your Majesty directly rewarded the empress with such a precious elixir, and Concubine Zhang was so angry that she became a pufferfish!"
Concubine Li was so pleased with herself that her face turned into a flower with a smile, and she waved her hand, "Reward!"
What's the reward?
I tugged at my sleeves, but couldn't dig out half of the broken silver, which was embarrassing.
One of the older nuns came to the rescue and said, "Okay, okay, everyone should tidy up and don't keep your majesty waiting!"
In line with the principle of asking if you don't understand, Xiao Suobao'er asked: "Mom, what does sleeping in bed mean?"
Uncle Suo responded enthusiastically, "To sleep with you is to sleep with me!"
Suo Baoer seemed to understand and said, "What a big deal, Grandpa Suo often sleeps with me, Grandma Dan, and Sister Die'er..."
Everyone: ...We sleep with Suo Baoer, we are proud.
Concubine Li, who had tidied herself up, held the little palace maid's hand and walked towards the main hall with three shaking steps.
Uncle Suo read it with great interest, "Didn't the script say that you have to ride on a chariot?"
Xiao Ke explained kindly, "The underground palace is too small. As soon as I sat on it, I arrived!"
Ye Lige narrowed his eyes slightly, "Seize the opportunity, let's find our second uncle!"
Xiao Ke: "The underground palace is so big, where can we find it?"
Suo Baoer pouted and corrected seriously, "Did you just say that the underground palace is too small?"
Xiao Ke: ...how to explain this?
Ye Lige held the jade sign: "Don't we have this!"
The jade plaque has a positioning function. The closer it is, the brighter it becomes, and it also has a hidden attraction.
When it's thousands of miles away, it's like it's flickering on and off, as if it's going to go out at any moment.
Following the instructions on the sign, we walked around and returned to the previous hall.
Ye Lige secretly cast a spell and floated directly in.
Regardless of whether there is anyone in the hall, in her current state, she is not worried about being discovered.
"What type of situation is this?"
The main hall is no longer the same main hall, and it is completely inconsistent with the brightness and splendor of before.
The dragon pillars are still the same dragon pillars. The giant dragon shaking its head and tail is still as vivid as life, but the luminous pearl in its mouth is no longer shining.
The big difference is that there is a thick layer of dust on the jade floor, as if it has not been cleaned for who knows how many years.
Spider webs grew thickly, covering most of the surrounding moonstones. Even the luminous pearls were partially covered with dust and various garbage, making them so gray that they were difficult to see.
Xiao Ke: "Look there!"
Following Xiaoke's guidance, Ye Lige looked up.
On the spacious Wannian Xuanbing bed, there is a huge golden nanmu coffin.
Ye Lige's consciousness swept over and saw two people, a man and a woman, lying inside.
The man was wearing a dragon robe, and this dragon robe was a high-grade treasure. After so many years, it showed no sign of decay.
The woman may be Concubine Li who was going to bed before. The two corpses were lying quietly in the coffin with their fingers intertwined.
What's even more bizarre is that the emperor slept peacefully, as if he were alive.
But Concubine Li next to him was a pink skeleton.
A man of flesh and blood, holding a skeleton with a vulgar description, is so irritating to the eyes no matter how you look at it.
Xiaoke clicked his tongue, "Is this the legendary sleeping attendant?"
Ye Lige: "Found it!"
The light comes from the direction of the Wannian Xuanbing Bed, and there are most likely clues about the second uncle here.
Then, a wisp of red lotus karma fire fell on the dream emperor with a popping sound, and immediately started to burn.
Ye Lige: "No matter how fancy the spells are, they are just paper tigers in the face of absolute strength."
Live or die, live or die, no matter how hard you try, it will never be able to withstand the red lotus karma fire.
Little Suobao'er jumped out of the space with a swish, "I want to set fire to my nest!"
A mouthful of phoenix true fire spurted out, almost at the same time as the red lotus karma fire, and all burned towards the two people sleeping in the coffin and the one being slept in.
The emperor's face was still the same as before when he was alive. After encountering the red lotus karma fire, it suddenly returned to its original shape and turned into a pile of scattered white bones.
Baigu screamed in pain, "My dear friends, come to our rescue quickly!"
The hoarse voice carried a sound attack, whirling in the huge palace.
If the cultivation level is not enough, just this sound is enough to kill someone on the spot.
However, what they encountered was Ye Lige who had recovered a little bit of his cultivation, and Ye Lige had already set up an isolation array.
So it had no effect, and until the bones in the coffin turned to ashes, there were no loved ones waiting to save him.
"what is this?"
Like offering a treasure, Xiao Honglian held up a storage ring with flames and handed it to Yeli Singer.
"Little Guren is awesome!"
Ye Lige never hesitates to praise his own people.
After being praised, Xiao Honglian happily went back to her Dantian to practice.
Zuo Bao'er put his head under the Yeli singer and looked at her eagerly, "Mother, Bao'er is also great!"
Ye Lige smiled, touched Suo Bao'er's little head, and praised: "Our Suo Bao'er is great!"
After receiving the praise, Suo Baoer returned to the space in a swish and continued to play chicken and scold the dog with great vigor.
Xiao Ke stretched out the branch and wanted to overturn the remaining coffin, but Ye Lige reached out to stop him, "Wait a minute!"
Xiao Ke: "Aren't you going to save Immortal Lingyu?"
Ye Lige took a step closer, "What is this?"
The old zombie didn't want to be burned to death without any resistance. Before he died, his skeletal arm was trying to pull something hard.
Xiao Ke: "What?"
Ye Lige: "You are reading those words in vain!"
When an emperor is buried, which one is not buried with countless treasures?
"Look at what's in this hall?"
Besides the bluffing momentum, what else is there?
Looking around, this is really the case.
Xiaoke immediately became excited, "Little Fairy, is there another world in this underground palace, and is there a large amount of treasures?"
Ye Lige: "Let's find our second uncle first and then talk about it!"
Xiao Ke: "Open this mechanism first, maybe Lingyu Immortal will be locked in here!"
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