Chapter 837 Dahei’s socks
Chapter 837 Dahei’s socks
"This is the legendary death formation!"
The death formation in Zixia Immortal City once became the most dangerous forbidden area in the Immortal Realm. There is no such thing as a place where there is no return.
After Chongyun broke through Xingjun, he also came to visit quietly, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't find any clues.
He claimed to have some insights into the battle method, so he came a few more times.
I witnessed Immortal Shuya being swept away mercilessly by the formation, and then he was sent back to Yunxian Palace by chance.
Chongyun was even more interested in this formation.
With his status, he shouldn't have such strange thoughts, but he was too curious about the formation.
So, he thought of reasons to convince himself, "Yunjiang's matter has been unresolved. What if this is a breakthrough?"
It has to be said that Yun Jiang's existence is too important to them.
In terms of background, Yun Jiang was born into a wealthy family in the small world of Beichen, and his background was pure and clean.
In terms of qualifications, he directly led the trend of his generation and was the idol of the grassroots immortals in the immortal world.
In terms of status, one of the four Immortal Emperors can dominate the entire Immortal World.
No matter which one, it will be of great help to them.
But when he followed Zhu Yan into the legendary death formation, he suddenly felt an extremely bad feeling.
Although his cultivation has been suppressed to the Golden Immortal realm, his intuition as a strong person from Xingjun is still unmistakable.
However, he came with Zhu Yanxingjun and was in charge, so he couldn't just leave.
As soon as he paused, Zhu Yan asked: "Immortal Chongyun, do you have any questions?"
The chief steward immediately gave up his smile and said, "The formation here has been famous for a long time. Is it possible for this junior to have a chance to understand it here?"
Everyone is curious, and immortals are no exception.
At first, Zhu Yanbaba came over and wandered around for a long time, but he didn't get any enlightenment.
Zhu Yan smiled good-naturedly, "That doesn't matter. As long as you don't touch the formation, you can comprehend it however you want."
The big manager thought, "The feeling of danger cannot be faked. With my forbearance and behavior, as long as I don't have quarrels or friction with others, I should be able to avoid it."
This is what he thinks and does.
As a result, he really began to calmly perceive this long-famous death formation.
Of course, the formation is all superficial, and few people know what's going on inside. But if you take a few more looks, maybe you can understand it?
He was fascinated by himself or by the great monk Butian who founded a new school of Buddhism.
"Big steward!"
A loud voice came from behind.
The big steward turned his head, and then his habitual smile appeared, "Dahei, who offended you?"
Dahei changed his usual careless attitude and had a calm face, without a trace of gentleness. "I was just looking for you, but I happened to meet you here!"
In an instant, the chief steward's mind turned over, and he felt a little at ease as he didn't feel that he had done anything detrimental to this person.
Facts have proved that he settled down too early.
Because Dahei is a species that is more irrational than reasonable. If he hadn't followed Ye Lige, he wouldn't have understood what 'reason' is.
Dahei raised his chin and raised his nostrils to the sky, "Chief steward, do you know your guilt?"
The chief steward really didn’t know where he went wrong, so he humbly asked for advice, “Please tell me, if there are any mistakes, I must correct them!”
Dahei: "Did you steal the thousand socks that I put in the bucket at the door?"
The chief steward was confused, and the first thing he did was try to remember what the 'door bucket' was.
"What bucket?"
Dahei: "It's the gray bucket outside the alchemy room of Lord Dry Bones!"
When Lord Dry Bones refines elixirs, there will be wastes such as elixir residues every day. There is a trash can at the door specially designed to hold these wastes.
The big steward suddenly said, "Oh——, you mean the trash can?"
Dahei glared at him, "What kind of trash can is not a trash can? If you put garbage in it, it is a trash can. If you put other things in it, then it can't be called a trash can. Do you understand?"
Having been the chief steward for so many years, Immortal Chongyun naturally would not quarrel with him over such trivial matters. He immediately followed Dahei and said, "Yes, yes, I have learned a lesson!"
Dahei glanced at him, "Is this the point?"
The point is my thousand socks.
The big steward suppressed his smile and said seriously, "I will definitely give you justice in this matter, but how can you put a thousand socks in the bucket?"
Daheixin said: If you don’t throw the smelly socks into the trash can, why should you keep them as treasures?
However, he is here to cause trouble, not to reason.
"I am willing, do you have any objections?"
The big steward narrowed his eyes dangerously, but finally endured it.
"How should we deal with that?"
The big manager has now figured it out. This guy is either trying to blackmail him or want to stir up trouble.
It was just a ferocious beast from the Immortal Realm, so he didn't need to take it seriously.
If it wasn't somewhere else, he would have killed Sanqi by now.
Dahei rolled his eyes in shock, "The little five who pruned the spiritual branches saw you stealing it!"
The boss didn't get angry but smiled instead. He stole the smelly socks of a ferocious beast. How funny!
"Do you believe this?"
Dahei said seriously: "Believe me, Xiaowuzi said that you have a nose and eyes, and that you are obsessed with my body odor. From time to time, you take it out and put it on the tip of your nose to smell it.
The essence of my Qigong practice is all on the soles of my feet, and you have smelled it all. Just tell me how to end this matter, right? "
The chief steward's face was purple with anger. Although the steward was a servant, he was only responsible to the master of Yunxian Palace.
Under one person, who else is not respectful?
The palace masters are all very well-educated immortals, and they don't know how to use foul language, let alone such tasteless nonsense.
If he admits today, he will be convicted of theft... ah, he stole a ferocious beast's stinky socks, paid back a thousand of them, and cultivated the essence, why don't you go to heaven?
My uncle can't bear it, but my aunt can't bear it either!
Dahei transformed into his original form and swung his tail over.
The big steward ducked past him and shouted, "How brave!"
Then the five fingers formed into claws and inserted directly into Da Hei's eyes.
If this claw really hits, even if Dahei doesn't die, he won't be able to do well.
Dahei is so smart. As early as he flicked his tail, he activated the positioning teleportation talisman on his body.
The big steward missed, and Dahei had already escaped with the help of the teleportation talisman.
The chief steward was so angry that he raised his eyes and met a pair of cold and handsome eyes, "This guest is shouting and killing in our courtyard, but what grievances are there?"
Zhuyan Xingjun then came over and said, "Chongyun Immortal Lord has always been a polite governor. Someone who is short-sighted must have offended him."
Dahei jumped out with a whoosh, his hands on his hips, "I'm the one without eyes!"
When we are facing each other, you say something to me, and each one has his own reasons.
Zhu Yan was so quarreled that she had a headache and stamped her feet, "Stop arguing. If you are a man, go to the martial arts field and decide the winner!"
Dahei: "Whoever doesn't go will be the grandson!"
With a whoosh, he walked away first.
What can the big steward do?
Do you want to admit that you stole Dahei's stinky socks from a broken beast, and a thousand pieces of them?
Damn, you’re so bullying, just go!
While the chief steward was angry, he ignored the hatred in Zhu Yanxingjun's eyes, "You son of a bitch, I dare you to say that this is the biggest spy in Yunxian Palace. If you don't find a way to get rid of it quickly, do you still want to keep it for the New Year?"
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