Daily life of abusive men and two [Quick Transmigration]

Chapter 87

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"It's a crematorium"

Su Lan was speechless.

The Demon Emperor doesn't want to take Ji Tinghan, so does Su Lan want to take it?

But just let Ji Tinghan stay with the police, it seems that it is not the case.

Su Lan straightened the corner of her clothes, stood at the window of the office and waved Didi Dajian, "Let's go, I'll go see what classmate Ji has done again."

It all happened so suddenly.

The monks have all experienced professional training, and their Dao heart is solid. Even if they see a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood, they will not frown, unless the scene is too horrifying to the world.

Police officer Xiao Liu still remembers the scene in front of him when he kicked open the gate of an illegal gay bar.

In the world of comprehension, there are normal double-cultivation places, such as the Acacia Sect, but they are a business of your choice.But the double cultivation of evil cultivators is different, but one-sided inhalation of human energy, and it is not limited to men and women, it is easy to cause flower and willow diseases, and it has always been the key target of the righteous way.

Now the particularly powerful evil cultivators have been wiped out by the sweeping up of crimes, and the remaining evil cultivators have to either wash their hands in a golden basin or run some small businesses behind the scenes. No one dares to be too presumptuous.

In a nutshell, the current evil cultivators are very conscientious, and have basically never seen any bloody scenes. When they fight, they are like the old lady dancing in the east of the village——

So much so that seeing the hemorrhoids that exploded when the male high school student bent over spewed out a magnificent column of blood like a small fountain, the evil cultivators were first stunned, then surprised, and finally screamed and fled endlessly.

"We didn't touch him," Xie Xiujia in the interrogation room next door wanted to cry without tears, crying like a child with a fat weight of 200 catties, "that kid took off his pants quite suddenly, and then he bent over to pick up his waist The hemorrhoids started to bleed when it was closed - we! No! Touch his ass!!"

Xiao Liu, who was in charge of recording Ji Tinghan's confession, received the sound transmission from the next door, and at the same time inadvertently swept towards Ji Tinghan's buttocks that were in contact with the chair, with a trace of imperceptible pity in his voice, "Little classmate, why don't I give you some more cushions?" A soft cushion."

Poor thing, Xiao Liu has never seen so many hemorrhoids in his life. It seems that high school students are still working too hard, always sitting on a chair to study, not moving at all, and the hemorrhoids will be turned into monsters.

This shows how necessary physical education is.

Ji Tinghan didn't understand where everyone's sympathy for him along the way came from. He hesitated to take the cold water that the male cultivator handed him, but he didn't drink it. "It's okay, I'm used to sitting on this kind of chair."

Now that the system has been unbound from him and lost the system he relied on, Ji Tinghan finally started to use his brain to think and judge some things.

Ji Tinghan stepped on the ground with his feet firmly on the ground, the virus subsided, and his clever IQ returned to the high ground.

The system was gone, and he was unbound at the cost of a one-time mutilated item.This prop can make people other than the host hallucinate together, but unfortunately the prop is incomplete, and the specific hallucination effect is randomly selected by the prop.

I don't know what kind of illusion was extracted, so that everyone can look at his... ass with such amazed eyes.

Could it be that the illusion is to make everyone's eyes change the color of his tail?Well, the white tiger that can change the color of its tail seems to be unique indeed.

At this moment, Ji Tinghan always felt that someone was spying on him, and felt a little restrained for no reason.

"Well, may I ask, do you have any other questions? That's all I know."

After all, he also went to the place where Longyang Duanxiu slept in his two lifetimes.

Damn skinny monkey, he must be playing with Ji Tinghan on purpose!It was Thin Monkey who told Ji Tinghan before that Su Lan’s mobile phone video browsing records had explanation videos of singing, dancing, and rapper, and it was Thin Monkey, an unlucky thing, take him to gay...

"It's nothing, little classmate, your parents are here to pick you up, you can go now," Xiao Liu showed sympathy and sympathy to Ji Tinghan, "Remember to go back and apply the medicine prescribed by the hospital, I will see you later."

Ji Tinghan always felt that Xiao Liu's sympathetic gaze was inexplicable.

He is not sick or suffering, why do others always show boundless sympathy for him, as if he has a terminal illness and will not live long.Ji Tinghan rubbed his arms to get rid of the goose bumps, and then strode towards the opened door.

Parent...it should be his cheap father, now I still have to think about how to deal with his father scolding him...

Ji Tinghan ruffled his hair irritably. When he looked up, he was facing the golden pen on the chest of the young man's gray suit, and the black Rubik's Cube spinning under the young man's fingers.

The six-sided cube points downward and spins rapidly.The young man noticed the approaching students and threw the pure black Rubik's Cube high into the sky, Ji Tinghan's eyes couldn't help but stick to the Rubik's Cube.

He almost screamed—isn't that familiar little thing the system itself?Ji Tinghan was fortunate enough to see the whole process when the system was transformed into a body back then. The black cube melted a little, and part of the black water was re-formed into a six-sided cube.

But because the avatar's spiritual power is not strong, it can only be kept white - fortunately, at the critical moment, Ji Tinghan raised his hand and pretended to wipe sweat on his forehead, so as to avoid showing a gaffe.

Ji Tinghan felt itchy for a long time, and then casually asked on the way, "Mr. Su, where did you get your wood?"

"You mean this?" The young man standing on the other Didi Feijian took the Rubik's Cube from his sleeve, and Ji Tinghan's eyes became brighter. If he hadn't been thinking about his current identity, he would have reached out to grab it.Su Lan just said nonchalantly, "The spirit weapon I picked up on the ground, this little thing seems to have a little sense of consciousness, and it bounced towards me."

Su Lan deliberately shook the system body in front of Ji Tinghan, but when the other party raised his hand, he quickly retracted it into his sleeve, and said with a smile, "It's quite interesting, I plan to send it to check whether it is harmful. Then I plan to form a contract to make it recognize me as the master."

Ji Tinghan's breathing became short of breath.

He still doesn't know why the system that is obedient to him has to untie him. Is it because the system is more optimistic about Su Lan?Otherwise, why would you jump to Su Lan's side after unbinding?

When Ji Tinghan was an unknown scholar in his previous life, the little black square jumped to his side to sign a contract with him.

Now the system has mercilessly changed someone to be the host, and he is still the guy Ji Tinghan hates to the bone!

"Teacher Su," Ji Tinghan tried his best to look normal, and tried his best to avoid the greedy eyes when he looked at the black cube, "This is actually my thing."

"your things?"

"That's right, its previous owner was actually me..."

Su Lan frowned and interrupted Ji Tinghan's long speech, "Student Ji, a monk's spirit weapon needs to be reported to the relevant department, but there is obviously no report for this spirit weapon."

"Well, since you said that this thing is yours, I'll send it to the ancestors of the Yaozu to test whether there is any evil spirit with real fire."

Playing dead and wanting to quit Su Lan's system can no longer restrain the despair in her heart——

Why!It is only a short-term cooperative relationship with the host, and it is not a mother who will be a lifelong adviser to the host.

Thinking of this, the system finally scolded Ji Tinghan loudly, "What kind of garlic are you, I don't know you at all!"

Ji Tinghan's eyes are about to burst.

At this moment, he is very much like a scumbag chasing his wife at the crematorium but being sprayed by his "wife", and he has experienced the pain of a scumbag chasing his wife from the inside out.

The author says:

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