Chapter 330 Fighting with you on my back
Chapter 330 Fighting with you on my back
A gust of cool mountain breeze blew by, and Binglan woke up from her dejection and found that Lao Dao had taken off his hood. His expression was very special, like a biology professor studying animal specimens.
"Why have you been lying on the ground?" The old Taoist finally asked this academic question.
Binglan was slightly embarrassed. He didn't think I was cuddling, right?
She quickly said: "I can't move, can you help me stand up?"
"Oh, no problem." The old man put his hands into her armpits and picked her up, only to find that her legs were stretched as straight as a zombie.But then blood was found in her area.
The old Taoist laughed immediately.
She laughed so hard that Binglan just wanted to kill someone.
But he wasn't done yet, and he lectured again in a very experienced tone:
"You can't hold it together like this. Let me tell you, women have to use sanitary napkins. If you think it's expensive, just use toilet paper. You have to keep this on hand. Oh, by the way, this is your first time here, right? Alas, You are still a child, you look quite grown up, how old are you this year?"
Binglan's face turned red, then white, then green, then purple. After a rapid change, she gritted her teeth and said, "Are your bull's eyes for breathing? Didn't you see the bullet holes?"
The old Taoist was stunned and actually lowered his head to take a closer look. Binglan was so angry that she raised her hand and slapped him.
But how could the old man let her hit him? He dodged in a flash and laughed again: "The blood covered the bullet hole. It was the same color as his pants. I didn't notice."
Binglan became more and more angry and felt weak. Did I ask you to pay attention?
The old Taoist quickly comforted him: "Okay, I'm leaving."
"Where are you going?" Binglan suddenly became anxious.
"I'm going to kill those people. Do you think my outfit is okay?" the old man put on his hood and asked.
"It's okay for you, but I can't walk!" Binglan said strongly.
The old Taoist asked blankly: "Then what do you mean? I'm going to fight behind your back?"
"Of course, you carry me, I'm good at shooting."
"You're so good at shooting, why didn't you hit me?"
Binglan suddenly became angry, you are so fast like Sun Wukong, who can beat you?
"You see, I shot these two people with my pistol. Am I not good at shooting?"
The old Taoist nodded and said, "That's right. Then you change into their clothes."
He took off the clothes of a slightly thinner killer. Binglan took off her shirt, revealing the suspender bra underneath, and put on the killer's clothes.
But it's the pants' turn to be in trouble.
She blushed and said, "I can't move down there, it hurts to death if I move."
"Oh, I'll move then." The old man reached out to unbutton her pants, but Binglan covered her in fear.
"Are you going to change it or not? If not, I'm leaving." The old man asked very arrogantly.
Binglan's face turned even redder: "My underwear is used to pad the wound."
What she means is that I don't have the habit of not wearing underwear. Don't think that I am a very casual woman.
This woman's thoughts were too profound. How could an experienced person understand it, so he asked, "Do you want to put on this man's underwear?"
Binglan was so angry that she trembled all over and cursed: "Idiot, isn't that even more infected? Take it off!"
Lao Dao suddenly became angry and roughly pulled her pants down to her feet. Binglan had already covered her lower parts.
The old Taoist admired it and praised: "The marksmanship is really good."
Binglan was ashamed and angry, so she slapped him again. The old man laughed and turned behind her, putting her stiff body down to the ground again.
Then he took off her shoes and pants, put the killer's pants on to her calves, put on the killer's shoes, and then helped her up.Finally, she slowly pulled her pants up, and the whole process actually minimized her pain.
However, when it came time to put the hood on her in the end, Binglan pushed it away and said, "Didn't you see that it was covered in blood?"
The old Taoist immediately lectured: "Do you think this is your home? Both are the same, which one do you wear?"
Binglan tightened her lips, stared and said, "Is it the same? Then I'll wear yours."
ah?The old man opened his mouth. He was talking about the hoods of the two people on the ground.
Although he doesn't take a shower, he always thinks that he is a clean person, how can he stand this filth?
"You'll get pregnant if you wear mine."
Damn it, Binglan said brazenly: "I am willing to get pregnant."
"Oh? Are you willing to have my child?" Lao Dao confirmed in disbelief.
Binglan was so angry that a blush spread across her cheeks, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Yes."
"Okay, then I'm willing to give it to you." The old man happily took off his hood and put it on Binglan with his own hands, as if he loved his wife, but at the end he added: "Although you are willing to give me a child , but I can’t marry you.”
Binglan almost fainted, feeling that she had a dream of Red Mansions, but she was living in the world of Water Margin. She wanted to make friends with Taoyuan brothers from the Three Kingdoms, but she always encountered monsters and monsters from Journey to the West. In the end, she could only grit her teeth and say:
"Don't worry, I don't need you to marry me."
"Well, I like women like you the most. Don't always think about wearing a man's belt. Okay, I'll carry you."
Binglan secretly scolded me for using "Do you like it?"But she was just a little nervous with a cold face, this move could be fatal.
The old man put on the blood-stained hood, still holding the assault rifle in his hand, then turned around and lay down, slowly carrying Binglan on his back.
When his legs were separated by his big hand, Binglan felt like she was being torn in half, and she screamed "Ah".
The old Taoist said helplessly: "It only hurts the first time, just get over it and it will be fine."
Binglan knew that the wound was starting to bleed again, but she was already so painful that she was sweating all over and could not speak.
……
The three killers lurking on the top of the mountain finally saw the figures of 'one of their own'.
Sure enough, one person was injured, and the other was probably dead.
But surprisingly, these two people did not come to the top of the mountain.
In fact, the old Taoist didn't know where the enemy was lurking, and he didn't dare to look around, so he walked towards the river and waited for them to show up.
"Hey, where are they going?"
"Go to the river and wait for the helicopter. Maybe you need to remove the bullet. We don't have any medicine here."
"Why are they so reckless? What if they are ambushed by that master?"
"Yes, we have a radio station here. If you come here, you will know in advance. It's not too late to go to the river."
"I'm afraid the injury is very serious and I can't bear the tossing back and forth."
The three people were silent, and this was the only way to explain it.
……
The two old Taoists were wondering.
"Why haven't we been discovered yet?" Lao Dao murmured to himself.
"Don't worry about them. We have enemies on both sides now. Find a secluded place by the river to hide first, and attack whoever shows up first." Binglan was full of confidence as she had a master like Lao Dao to cooperate with her.But the two bodyguards really left her speechless.
"Are you sure there are twelve enemies?" the old Taoist asked again.
"Of course. You said there were six on the helicopter, and three died just now, so that's nine. However, they must have a radio station to communicate with each other. If it is a group of ten people, there will not be one person left to ambush with the radio station.
So, there are twelve people in total, divided into two groups.One group went to kill Chen Feng, and the other group went to kill me.But you disrupted the plan, and the three people left behind were preparing to ambush you. "
Binglan was so familiar with tactics that she grasped the truth directly.
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