novelones Chapter 405: My sister is an old Chinese medicine practitioner
Chapter 405: My sister is an old Chinese medicine practitioner
After Xia Chuan finished singing, Zuo Yiyang outside was convinced first and sighed: "This is really talented."
Zou Fengcui said resentfully: "Look at me, can you give me a song?"
"Of course. The theme song of "Desire" means that good people have a safe life." Zuo Yiyang chuckled.
"Forget it. Hey, the wizard is here." Zou Fengcui immediately concentrated on watching the video.
in the bedroom.
Xia Chuan waited for a long time and saw that Shiyun didn't respond, so he asked: "Sister, can I sing well?"
"Well, the singing is indeed good, very good, but I am even more angry. You are just showing yourself, what about 'gritting your teeth, swallowing all the pain, tears are cold', you feel aggrieved by being beaten, right?" ?Are you demonstrating with your sister? There is no love for my sister in the song. I am fifty-eight, but not forty. It is not as heart-warming as Little Apple. Do you think I am satisfied?"
"Okay, I know my sister can't let go of the old ways. Come out and watch the video." Xia Chuan immediately turned around and opened the door and went out.
Shiyun angrily grabbed the feather duster and jumped down to chase after him.
But Xia Chuan rushed to the second elder and said, "Uncle and aunt, did I sing well just now?"
"Okay, better than Little Apple." Zuo Yiyang expressed his opinion first to prevent Shiyun from speaking again.
Just when Zou Fengcui wanted to say yes, Shiyun screamed: "Mom, is his singing not as good as Little Apple?"
Zou Fengcui immediately turned 180 degrees: "The song just now was scary and weird. I still like the little apple song."
Just as Shiyun showed a proud smile, Xia Chuan said narrowly: "Now it's two to two, call Zang Hong to decide the outcome."
"No!" Shiyun pulled him out. It was strange that Zang Hong could face her. She said fiercely: "Don't scream when he is asleep!"
"Then I will do the ideological work of being an aunt... Oops! Stop fighting and watch the video first. You can learn how to fight first and then practice with me, okay?" This attitude is so sincere.
"Okay, but I'm warning you not to say that again."
"Don't worry." Xia Chuan sat far away, but added: "I'm just thinking in my heart."
Zuo Yiyang and his wife laughed loudly, truly feeling the joy of their family relationship.
Shiyun was so angry that he wanted to hit her again. Zou Fengcui pulled her to her side and said, "Translate for mom, what did they say?"
In fact, Zou Fengcui can also understand Qiba, and it is not in vain that he has been hanging out with Anna for so long.
But Zuo Yiyang could only understand two or three words.
Shiyun sat down quietly and translated for the two of them.
Zuo Yiyang secretly sighed in his heart, he really turned his hands to make clouds and rain. It turned out that Xia Chuan just wanted to avoid the duet and let Shiyun continue reading.
It was the first time for Zou Fengcui and Zuo Yiyang to see the old Taoist. They saw him fighting against the wizard with great courage and his miraculous ability to stop the pistol with a casual throw. They were both impressed. The shocking battle ended magnificently, and the two The person has been shocked to a complete mess, how can he be so strong?
Zou Fengcui never doubted that Lao Tao could remove scars. Now she was even more convinced that Lao Tao could remove freckles. She just had to find a chance to go to the Far East.
"Ahem." Xia Chuan spoke again, "Sister, you have been looking at the old man with gleaming eyes for so long, I am very hurt."
Zuo Yiyang and his wife laughed.
Shiyun immediately stood up and said, "Didn't you ask me to learn how to fight and then practice with you? I've already learned it, are you ready?"
"Wait! I haven't learned it yet, how can you learn it? Well, practice in the bedroom..." As he spoke, Shiyun hurried back to the bedroom, carrying a feather duster and chasing him in, closing the door smoothly.
Zuo Yiyang and Zou Fengcui looked at each other and smiled.
Xia Chuan and Shiyun had already taken off their clothes and were lying on the bed, hugging each other tightly, asking for each other's love and warming each other's hearts.
"Sister, do you need to cheer?"
"Save a little more. I think your oil depot has bottomed out. It's not good to empty it out."
"...You can tell it just by looking at your face?"
"Yes, I am an old Chinese medicine practitioner."
"I'm sorry, sister. You are forcing me to prove my innocence."
"How about my sister forcing you?" Shiyun provoked in his ear.
"My elder sister can tolerate it, but my younger brother cannot."
"Well, my sister can't bear it anymore. She wants to declare her sovereignty."
Xia Chuan was stunned: "How to declare?"
Shiyun said leisurely: "I want to tattoo two words on your lower abdomen. This is an opportunity to prove that you love your sister. You won't refuse, right?"
Xia Chuan immediately sweated all over from the pain. His younger brother could bear it no longer. His cheeks twitched and he said, "Sister, I am willing to do anything for you, but is there a pain-free tattoo?"
"Brother, stand up and grit your teeth. Sister, just be selfish this time, okay?"
"Okay. But tattooing is a technical job, can you do it? What if I get the wrong tattoo?"
"Don't worry, how could my sister do this? Just let the tattoo artist come."
"Oh, do you know how good this tattoo artist is? What if he gets the wrong tattoo?"
"No. I've verified it."
Xia Chuan trembled, sat up suddenly, and pulled down Shiyun's underwear, revealing two one-inch square black characters: Xia Chuan.
Shi Yun thought that her younger brother would be very moved, but she didn't expect Xia Chuan to become furious: "Where is this man? I'm going to kill him!"
Shiyun was startled, sat up hurriedly and asked: "Is the tattoo wrong? Why didn't I notice it?"
"No, he looked at my wife's..."
"Peng!" Shiyun punched him: "Asshole! That's a woman!"
"Oh, let me ask, the tattoo is really good." Xia Chuan immediately stopped.
Shiyun was still angry, so he grabbed the phone and dialed a number, "Master Meng, this is Shiyun... Can you come over now... I'll give you ten times the price... ok, I'll wait for you."
Xia Chuan lamented in his heart and lay down, it was over, Yuhua would be very hurt when he saw it, and he would never be able to do it again.It's not a good thing for people to be too strong.There is no way, sister Shiyun has already paid for me, sister Shiyun's only wish must be fulfilled, and there can be no more shirk.
Shiyun put on her pajamas and said softly: "Brother, just lie down. Sister will relieve the pain for you."
Xia Chuan chuckled: "Actually, I'm not afraid of pain, I just want to get some pain from my sister."
Shiyun's smile suddenly brightened:
"Today I feel pain for my sister once, and my sister will love my little brother for the rest of my life. Don't worry, after the tattoo is done, it will be completely healed in three weeks. But don't touch the water within two days, and don't wash the tattoo too much in the shower. The scar will fall off naturally. Don't do it before it falls off. Grab it with your hands.
Sister, there is moisturizing cream here, you can use it every day.Do not use a sauna or swim until it is fully healed to prevent infection, do not expose yourself to the sun for long periods of time, do not wear tight clothing, and keep your tattoo dry..."
Xia Chuan asked blankly: "Sister, when did you get the tattoo?"
"The second day of the autumnal equinox." Shiyun said casually.
Xia Chuan remembered that it was the day of the Three Knives and Six Holes, and he asked in confusion: "Why didn't you let me see it when I sent Sister Anna back?"
Shiyun smiled softly and affectionately:
"This is my sister's compensation for my younger brother. On the night of the autumnal equinox, my sister actually heard what you said in your dream, but she doesn't remember anything from her previous life. She feels guilty. I don't tell you because I want to wait for the wedding day. ."