Chapter 454
Chapter 454
March nights still come early.
Xia Chuan and Jiang Yuhua didn't eat dinner, refused all invitations, and walked into the bedroom.
Jiang Yuhua took off Xia Chuan's clothes one by one, and then saw the two-inch-square characters, which were indeed Shiyu.
She trembled slightly and asked, "Sister, did you get the wrong tattoo?"
"No."
"What did sister say?"
"After getting the tattoo, I never mentioned it again."
"Is sister unhappy?"
"Forget about the Li family, there is no time to be unhappy."
"Yeah." Jiang Yuhua didn't ask any more questions, but just leaned into Xia Chuan's arms and said, "Aren't you going to beat me up?"
"Oh, I just want to make my sister happy."
"No. You can't lie to your sister."
"Silly girl, I just said that you are not far away from being beaten. When did I say that I will beat you?"
Jiang Yuhua smiled: "Sister, it's a lie when you hear it. You beat me, then go back and tell your sister that you beat me, come on."
Xia Chuan immediately became angry, "You little girl, you still have sex with me! I will beat you until you beg for mercy!"
He stood up and slapped Jiang Yuhua on the buttocks. He kept on slapping her until tomorrow morning.
Jiang Yuhua's cheeks turned red with anger, and she said angrily: "Are you not done yet? You haven't been beaten so many times before!"
Xia Chuan laughed loudly: "Who told you to be disobedient?"
Jiang Yuhua suddenly stood up and pushed Xia Chuan down, but as soon as she slapped her butt, Xia Chuan screamed for mercy.
Jiang Yuhua smiled so hard that she couldn't even see her eyes, but she continued to shoot, and Xia Chuan continued to scream.
Zang Hong and Du Hai, who were watching TV in the living room, looked at each other, both a little frightened, and then watched TV together again.
Jiang Yuhua didn't find the extra one until he got it back, then he put it into Xia Chuan's arms and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't understand until after the beating. I was wearing pants and it didn't hurt, but you were naked."
Xia Chuan trembled all over, "Yuhua, your IQ has dropped drastically."
"Don't worry, I'll recover in 3 minutes." Jiang Yuhua took off his clothes.
Xia Chuan's cheeks twitched and said, "You are despising me."
After an hour.
The two calmed down.
Yuhua said as tenderly as water: "Husband, I don't despise you, I'm afraid that you will hurt your body if you empty it. It turns out that my sister won't let you touch it."
"No, I don't touch her. She begs me every night and I don't touch her."
"You lied to me."
"I swear, I will lie to Yuhua and let me..." Before he could say anything, Jiang Yuhua covered his mouth, and tears fell from his eyes.
Then, she said softly: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't doubt you, you have never lied to me."
"Yeah. It doesn't matter, your IQ hasn't recovered yet."
"Oh no, I have recovered. I know you want to leave it to me before the wedding." Jiang Yuhua cried as she spoke.
Xia Chuan sighed: "I said you haven't recovered yet, but you still refuse to accept it. You can't think about such profound things now. Let me ask you a simple question to see if you can take care of yourself."
Jiang Yuhua was so angry that she burst into tears and smiled, "Okay, you can ask, I also want to know if I can take care of myself."
"What should I do if the rice is burnt?"
“Throw it out and redo it, we don’t lack money.”
"Aren't you short of time? If the rice is burnt, insert a few green onions or garlic into the burnt rice, then simmer it for a while, and you won't smell the burnt smell anymore."
Jiang Yuhua bit her lip and said, "This doesn't prove that I can't take care of myself, because I've never been burned."
"Okay, change it. Have you ever scrambled eggs, right? After cracking the eggs, the egg white always sticks to the bullet shell and is not clean. What should I do?"
Jiang Yuhua stared and said: "It's not much, why are you pickier than me? Do you want to rinse it with water?"
"No, shake it before sipping and it won't stick to you anymore." Xia Chuan said with a narrow smile.
Jiang Yuhua trembled with anger and said coquettishly: "Why are you acting like an old woman and changing the problem to something other than the kitchen!"
"Okay. Let's change the question to a little girl. What if you just changed a new bed sheet and your aunt fell behind?"
Jiang Yuhua was silent for a long time before saying, "Is there any other way besides washing?"
"It can be cleaned without washing. Prepare the paper towel, put a pile of wet paper towels under the bed sheet, pay attention to the bottom, and then use dry paper towels to suck from the top of the bed sheets. After a few times of vigorous sucking, the paper towels underneath will dry quickly. The blood stains followed the water molecules and were absorbed from the sheets into the dry paper towels."
Jiang Yuhua immediately became angry: "You are a grown man, why do you keep studying women's affairs? Change the question!"
Xia Chuan suddenly looked shocked: "Then I want to ask a man a question? How should a man chase a girl he likes when he meets her in a bar?"
Jiang Yuhua said dumbfounded: "I don't know."
"Remember, the Franklin Effect: People who have helped you before are more likely to help you again than people who have been helped by you. In other words, the best way to get others to like you is not to help them; Let them help you.
A man can joke with a girl and ask her to buy him a drink.This kills three birds with one stone: the man gets a benefit; the girl will subconsciously like him more; and in the future, the girl will feel less burdened when accepting the man's 'help'. "
Jiang Yuhua asked with a straight face: "Have you used it?"
"No."
"Very good. This is beyond my life. I have never been to a bar. Let's change the question, such as how to buy things in the mall." Jiang Yuhua's guidance was very specific. She believed that this was her strength.
Xia Chuan nodded, and then asked seriously: "What should you do if no one pays attention to you when you enter a large shopping mall, such as a place that sells electrical appliances?"
"I can't shout." Jiang Yuhua said angrily.
"No need to shout, if you stand in front of the most expensive home appliance, she will come running over." Xia Chuan said meaningfully.
Jiang Yuhua suddenly blushed with embarrassment. She realized that her IQ had not recovered. This was a question that she should never answer wrong in this profession. This meant that she had not yet deeply understood the word 'profit' in her bones.
"Husband, are you disappointed?"
Xia Chuan stroked her hair and said softly: "I have never been disappointed. You just lost yourself because you cared too much about me."
Jiang Yuhua slowly smiled and said, "It's true. When you were not around, I was always a strong woman, much more powerful than before. I just want to be gentler when I see you. Well, as gentle as jade, But I don’t know why I became stupid.”
Xia Chuan suddenly broke into sweat and beat me emotionally. This was already gentle.
Then the two of them stopped arguing. Xia Chuan told Jiang Yuhua in detail what he couldn't say on the phone.
Jiang Yuhua thought about it and finally asked: "Since Bai Jing is a talent, can we use it?"
"I can't use her now. You can do whatever you want when I leave. However, if you think too much, she is not someone you can use." Xia Chuan said.
"Then why would she be left to make her sister angry?" Jiang Yuhua asked murderously.
Xia Chuan trembled in fright.
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