Chapter 632: A sudden beating
Chapter 632: A sudden beating
Shiyun took the marriage certificate and birth certificate and patted them in front of Lu Zheng: "Look carefully, nothing will happen without your sister in the future."
Lu Zheng chuckled, opened it, looked at it carefully, and returned it to Shiyun: "I was just joking, why did you take it seriously?"
Shiyun rolled her eyes at him and put it away proudly.
Xia Chuan smiled and said: "I'm not joking. You can't be cheating."
Lu Zhenghun said nonchalantly: "I don't have to lie, you will definitely lose. I can see your drinking capacity on Haicha Island. Unless you cheat, I will first declare that you are not allowed to take medicine, otherwise it will not count."
Xiaoyun just brought the food and said angrily: "Look at you for stealing, and you can't win the house or the land, why does my brother still need to take medicine?"
The old Taoist smiled and said, "The bet is on you."
Xiaoyun's cheeks turned red suddenly, and she actually took the plate to the kitchen again. The old man burst out laughing, and Binglan and the others couldn't help laughing.
Xia Chuan asked with a smile: "Can you see that I cheated?"
Lu Zheng looked away from Xiao Yun's back, shook her head and said, "You are cheating if you win, otherwise you cannot win."
Everyone was speechless when they heard it.
The veteran sighed secretly, Xia Chuan was really no match if he didn't cheat.
However, Xia Chuan said leisurely: "Brother, there is a saying that people should treat each other with admiration after three days of separation. Didn't your drinking ability also grow up?"
Lu Zheng rolled her eyes and said, "Then let's gamble now. You must not be taking medicine now, and I'm not afraid of losing money. Come on."
Several women suddenly felt a chill running down their spines, it was over.
Xia Chuan smiled slightly: "Don't say I didn't remind you, you are really not suitable for getting drunk now."
Lu Zheng said proudly: "It doesn't matter, I am sure to win you now."
Xia Chuan looked helpless: "Okay."
……
When the two of them drank two bottles of Maotai each, Lu Zheng knew that he was defeated.
He was sure that Xia Chuan had cheated, but he couldn't tell where he was cheating. Especially the looks in the girls' looks were weird, as if they all knew it, but he couldn't.
Lu Zheng was thinking, her eyes fixed on Xiao Yun's face: "Why did your brother cheat?"
Xiao Yun suddenly felt embarrassed, "Why on earth did I marry you?"She simply covered her face and ran to the bedroom.
Xia Chuan laughed. It was so ridiculous. Lu Zheng could actually ask Xiao Yun?
Lu Zheng turned to Lao Dao again:
"It depends on your character. Why did Xia Chuan cheat?"
The old Taoist said seriously: "If Xia Chuan cheats, I will be struck by lightning and die badly."
Lu Zheng was stunned by these categorical words.
Several women sighed inwardly, this was indeed not cheating by Xia Chuan, but cheating by a veteran, so there was no problem with this oath at all.
Lu Zheng took a breath and turned to Xia Chuan: "You tell me how to do it, and I will admit defeat."
"Then you are my brother-in-law." Xia Chuan said.
Lu Zheng smiled and said, "It's still true that you cheated."
"I didn't cheat, my mother testified." Xia Chuan raised his chin.
Unexpectedly, Chu Anning shook his head and said, "Lu Zheng, Xia Chuan cheated, please stop drinking."
The girls suddenly took a breath of cold air. Xia Chuan had not calculated that his mother would not help him.
Xia Chuan said awkwardly: "Mom, aren't you framing me?"
Chu Anning smiled and said: "You can fool around, but I can't lie to Lu Zheng. Besides, this is not a matter of force. Forget it, the bet is void, so don't ask Lu Zheng."
Lu Zheng suddenly felt a pain in her heart. He knew that if he refused to admit his guilt today, Chu Anning would no longer treat him as one of his own. This must be a secret and cannot be told to outsiders.
He just had a thought and suddenly smiled at Xia Chuan and said, "I admit it, but I can't call you brother."
The girls finally let out a sigh of relief and showed bright smiles, which was considered a sales pitch.
Hahaha, Xia Chuan laughed and hugged him: "Brother, let me tell you a secret, Xiaoyun is actually older than me."
Lu Zheng was dumbfounded: "You...you...are you the size of rock, paper, scissors?"
Everyone burst into laughter.
Xia Chuan said with a smile: "Except for having bigger breasts than me, how else does she look like a sister? She is willing to call me brother, and I am willing to be a brother. Is there any problem?"
Lu Zheng shook her fist fiercely: "Submit!"
The girls burst into laughter.
Xia Chuan comforted him again: "The old Taoist is probably older than me. He also calls Shiyun sister-in-law..."
"Wait, what did you say? Isn't the old man necessarily old?" Lu Zheng was extremely puzzled.
Xia Chuan smiled and said: "Gu Tianjiao should know his birthday, but Gu Tianjiao went to the Far East. Well, this matter is quite complicated. Let Xiaoyun tell you slowly."
Lu Zheng realized that Xiaoyun would no longer hide anything from him, so she smiled and said, "Who do you ask about cheating?"
"Ask me." The old Taoist smiled and said, "Didn't I tell you that Xia Chuan didn't cheat?"
Lu Zheng was extremely surprised, "How did you do it?"
"It's very simple. When you think Xia Chuan drank two drinks, he actually only drank one. Your illusion is the thought I gave you." The old Taoist explained in one sentence.
Then Lu Zheng was dumbfounded for a long time.
The girls also thought carefully. They only knew that it must have been done by a veteran, but they didn't know how. At this time, they finally understood a little bit.
In fact, the old master can completely make everyone misunderstand, but in the end he still has to explain, so why not just let them watch.
Lu Zheng finally breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Lao Tao, and said with burning eyes: "I really want to marry you."
The girls were stunned, and the old man said horrifiedly: "Is there nothing wrong with you?"
Xia Chuan burst into laughter, and the girls breathed a sigh of relief.
Lu Zheng smiled and patted Lao Dao on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry. If I can't bear it if you wish, I'll call Xiao Yun out."
After saying that, he got up and went into the bedroom.
Everyone was immediately overjoyed. Xia Chuan smiled and said: "Ran Hong brings the guitar, and I will give them a song."
Ran Hong left quickly.
But Binglan joked: "You're so funny, you think he can still come out."
Xia Chuan smiled and said, "Then you don't know Lu Zheng. After he entered, he would only say one sentence: 'Your brother has won, let's go.' Then he came out holding Xiaoyun's hand."
As soon as he finished speaking, the door opened, and Lu Zheng generously held Xiao Yun's hand and walked out. On the contrary, Xiao Yun's cheeks were on fire with shame.
The girls were amazed. How could Xia Chuan know so much about Lu Zheng?
Lu Zheng pulled Xiao Yun to sit down, and Shi Yun asked first: "Xiao Yun, what did Lu Zheng say just now?"
Xiao Yun was already hot and she lowered her head. Lu Zheng smiled and said, "If you just ask me directly, it's over. I said: That bastard wins, let's go."
The girls laughed loudly, and at the same time they admired Xia Chuan and Lu Zheng very much. They were really close friends. They both valued love and kept their promises, but they were also free and uninhibited. They were not brothers, but better than brothers.
Ran Hong came over, handed the guitar to Xia Chuan, and sat down expectantly.
Xia Chuan stroked lightly, and a string of piano music flowed through everyone's hearts like a clear spring. He said leisurely: "Sister, my brother gives you a song. This is the work of tears that I spent three lives and three lives on. It condenses my 500 You must express your gratitude for the years of skill."
Everyone was already squirting.
Xiaoyun finally recovered, looked at him with a smile, and said in her heart, I will agree to whatever you sing.
The prelude sounded, and it was extremely cheerful. When everyone heard it, it was indeed a blessing song——
The sun blinks at me and the birds sing to me
I am a little fairy who works hard and is not clingy.
Don't ask me where I come from, don't ask me where I'm going
I want to pick the most beautiful flowers, ouch~ I almost forgot, the king asked me to patrol the mountain
I turn the world around and play my drum
Beat my gong, life is full of rhythm
The king asked me to patrol the mountain and catch a monk to make dinner
……
Everyone was already laughing. It turns out this is the White Bone Demon?
Xiao Yun said angrily, "You think I won't hit you again, right? No delay at all!"
A violent beating.
Xia Chuan laughed.
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