novelones Chapter 60 Snoring, Snoring
Chapter 60 Snoring, Snoring
Taiyi took care of his own side, and was going to wait here honestly for his little dragon to come back, but when he drove Jiuying away, when he was lying on the bed, he suddenly remembered Taoist Sanqing in Fengqi Mountain.
He knew that he had to do something to hold Sanqing back, otherwise his little dragon would come, and he probably wouldn't be able to stay for long.
So, he waved a sound transmission talisman in the direction of Fengqi Mountain, and a golden-red streamer flew out from his fingertips, and quickly swept across the sky. After all this was done, he lay down on the bed in peace, and tugged on the quilt again. , and then, close your eyes and go to sleep.
Two flowers bloom, one branch each.
On Fengqi Mountain, the sky was already bright, but Di Jun still lingered and refused to get up, because he had been lingering in Fuxi's room before, and after a night passed, the lotus tent was warm and the beautiful woman was in his arms, and he was even more reluctant. Ken get up.
He didn't want to get up, but he also tripped Fuxi and forced him to continue lying on the bed.Fuxi couldn't resist him, but he kept wanting to get up, and the two of them lingered for a long time.
Until there was a 'bang bang' knock on the door, accompanied by Nuwa's anxious voice, "Brother, are you up? Something happened!"
"Why are you so panicked?" Hearing the voice from outside, Fuxi pushed Dijun violently, broke away from his embrace, and in a flash, he reached the screen where the clothes were placed, and raised his hand to touch it lightly. After Huaguang passed by, he was fully dressed and stepped out.
"It seems that there is a small problem with Fellow Daoist Tongtian." Nuwa hurriedly said to him when he saw him open the door and come out.
"What happened to Fellow Daoist Tongtian?" Fuxi asked immediately after hearing this.
"He..." Nuwa just raised her head, and wanted to talk about the specific situation, when she heard the door creak and opened again.
She looked up, only to see Di Jun yawning and leisurely coming out of the room with a windbreaker in his hand. This surprised Nuwa, and he stopped talking in an instant.
"He is a big Luo Jinxian, what can happen, early in the morning, just disturbing people's dreams." Di Jun didn't seem to care at all about Nuwa's eyeballs that were about to pop out, and walked to Fuxi very naturally, Put a trench coat on him.
"You, you..." Nuwa couldn't close her mouth, she raised her finger and pointed at the two of them, looking back and forth between them.
"Don't move," Fuxi stretched out his hand to push him shyly, but Di Jun was bold and unabashed, insisting on putting on a windbreaker for him, and carefully tied the straps on him, saying in his mouth.
Seeing this, Fuxi had no choice but to follow him, but immediately changed the subject in his mouth, and continued to ask, "Sister, you just said that something happened to Fellow Daoist Tongtian? What's going on?"
"When I woke up this morning, Chang Xi, Xi and two fellow daoists prepared meals. I wanted to ask you fellow daoists to share some, but you didn't see anything coming out, so I had to give some away." Wa said it in detail.
"Donghuang and Emperor Donghua both opened the door to pick them up, but unexpectedly, something happened to Fellow Daoist Sanqing. Fellow Daoist Laozi and Fellow Daoist Yuanshi took the food, but Fellow Daoist Tongtian didn't hear a word."
"Although Chang Xi and I thought it was strange, we are both female immortals, so it was inconvenient to go in, so we called fellow Taoists Laozi and Fellow Daoist Yuanshi to check. As a result," Nuwa said here, her face showed embarrassment.
"How?" Fu Xi hurriedly asked.
"As a result, Fellow Daoist Tongtian has been lying on the bed, motionless. I tried my best, but I couldn't find out what happened to him, so I hurried to find my brother. Who knows," Nuwa said here, leaving He glanced at Di Jun next to him, but the latter didn't notice it.
Seeing that he didn't seem to get out of the way at all, Nuwa had no choice but to continue, "Who knew His Majesty the Demon Emperor was here too. Nuwa really missed out." Although the words were respectful, the sourness in the words was very strong.
"Last night, there was a water leak in the guest room, and he had no place to stay, so I invited him over." Seeing that Di Jun opened his mouth to speak, Fuxi was worried that he would say something that would make people blush, so he had to explain first.
Before the two of them could react, Fuxi held one hand and led them towards Tongtian's room in a hurry, and said as he walked, "It's not important, now it's more important for Tongtian Daoist."
'Lack of reason! 'Nuwa and Dijun thought to themselves at the same time after hearing Fuxi's explanation.
But since he was thin-skinned and didn't want to mention what happened last night, the two of them wouldn't be so ignorant to continue this topic. Just as Fuxi said that he wanted to see Tongtian, the two of them followed him and went along with him. go over there.
When they arrived at Tongtian's room, they found that everyone was there.
However, Donghua said that in order to avoid cheating, Donghua had no choice but to go into battle in person and transform into Taiyi's appearance, covered by the Donghuang Bell, but it was seamless.
As for himself, he took a close-fitting object, transformed into his own appearance, and then briefly controlled the primordial spirit, except for his expressionless face, he couldn't tell.
And his face was expressionless, except for his good looks towards Xi He, everyone else was the same.At this time, everyone's attention was focused on Tongtian, but no one saw through it.
After the 'ten people' arrived, they greeted each other a few words, and went up to check in turn.
But after a few of them checked the pulse of the Tongtian Horn one by one, they still couldn't detect anything.
Besides Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi, other people can't use power to look inside, they can only check by pulse and complexion, but they look around, no matter what, they think that Tongtian is fine.
Then it came to the method of internal inspection, and everyone looked at Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi in unison.The two also knew what they meant, so they had to go forward to check Tongtian again, but even if they looked inside with their magic power, they couldn't see anything.
In the end, it was Fuxi who came out in person. If talking about the technique of Qihuang, he also knew a little bit, not to mention, Tongtian was his close friend, and the two had a very close personal relationship, so he couldn't just stand by and watch.
Fuxi personally sat near the bed and took Tongtian's pulse, but after taking the pulse for a while, Fuxi's expression became strange.After a while, he withdrew his hand and stood up.
"Brother, what's the matter?" Nuwa stepped forward and asked the question that everyone was concerned about.The others also looked at him with burning eyes, waiting for an answer.
"Friend Tongtian," Fuxi glanced sideways at Tongtian who was lying behind him, his expression became strange, "He seems to be..."
Before Fu Xi could finish speaking, Chang Xi suddenly interrupted, "Wait!"
The others looked at Chang Xi unanimously, with doubts in their eyes.
"Did you hear any sound?" Chang Xi moved his ears, looked around and asked them.
"Sister! Stop messing around!" Xi He tugged her, "There's no sound, we're discussing the matter of Tongtian Daoist."
"No, there really is!" Chang Xi tugged at Xi He's sleeve and argued, "I really heard..."
Before she could continue to defend herself, a voice really sounded.
"Hoo... loo... hoo... loo..."
Everyone looked in the direction of the voice, it was from Tongtian on the bed.He snored, as if he was in a deep sleep, and occasionally, a bubble popped out of his nose.
……
A burst of crows flew over the heads of the crowd.
"I just wanted to say that Tongtian Daoyou seems to have fallen asleep." Fuxi said his diagnosis result in a low voice.
"Maybe it's because I was too tired to visit the scenery yesterday." Fuxi reluctantly found a step for him to go down.
"Hmph," Di Jun sneered, curled his lips, and remained silent.
The embarrassment on the faces of Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi was beyond words.As for Nu Wa, Chang Xi and Xi He looked at each other with subtle expressions on their faces.Donghua also just smiled and said nothing.
Everyone knows that Fuxi is a step down for other Qing Dynasty.
If you talk about visiting the scenery, who hasn't visited, and he is so tired?This is the reasoning, but the words still need to be said beautifully.
Donghua saw that no one opened his mouth, so he controlled the transformed self and opened his mouth to smooth things over, "Fellow Daoist Fuxi is right, Fellow Daoist Tongtian may be tired."
"I saw the beautiful scenery of Fengqi Mountain yesterday, and tasted the delicacies made by the three fairies. Fellow Daoist Tongtian is tired, so it makes sense."
"Moreover, this just shows that the scenery of Fengqi Mountain is not bad, and the three fairies have excellent cooking skills." He extended his thumb to the three fairies and praised without hesitation.
"Since Fellow Daoist Tongtian is tired, we don't want to bother you." Seeing Donghua speak, Xi He couldn't help but continue the conversation.
"However, since Fellow Daoist Tongtian likes the delicious food we cook, we will naturally cook today, so that we can live up to the love that Fellow Daoist has for him." Xi He turned around and gave the others a Steps, by the way, tugged Nu Wa and Chang Xi.
Nuwa and Chang Xi understood what she meant, and Nuwa immediately said, "Excellent! Why don't you invite Fellow Daoist Sanqing to stay for another day, so that you can try our craft again!"
Chang Xi showed reluctance on her face. It wasn't that she didn't want to cook, but that she was dissatisfied with Tong Tian who had to make such a fuss when she was fine.
"He's obviously fine, why do we have to cook for him?" Chang Xi muttered in a low voice.
For the sake of Sanqing's face, the others pretended not to hear.
Yuan Shi wanted to pretend he didn't hear it, but his hearing was really good, and his words made him feel ashamed and ashamed. Looking at Tong Tian who was sleeping soundly, he hated iron and steel, and wished he could be pulled up immediately. Three days and three nights! '
But Lao Tzu was much smarter, his expression remained unchanged, but his eyes swept across Fu Xi and Di Jun, and his eyes stayed on Fu Xi's waist.
Lao Tzu suddenly said, "Fellow Daoist Fuxi is dressed in white today, but the golden belt is a bit eye-catching."
'A golden belt? ! When Fuxi heard the words, he immediately lowered his head and took a look!
Although this topic came up abruptly, everyone's attention was immediately attracted.
"Brother, how can you have a golden belt?" Nuwa said subconsciously.
After she finished speaking, she glanced at Di Jun next to her, and suddenly came to her senses.But before she could finish her description, she was interrupted.
"It's really golden," Chang Xi said excitedly, as if discovering some new continent.
"Fellow Daoist Fuxi, since you don't have a golden belt, why are you wearing it today? And this color, why does it look so familiar." Chang Xi raised his right hand, touched his chin, and looked inquiring.
At this time, she looked at Di Jun standing next to Fuxi again, and seeing him in black and yellow clothes, she immediately said in surprise, "Isn't it familiar, the color of this belt seems to match your clothes, Yaohuang."
"By the way, Yaohuang, are you also wearing the wrong clothes? Why are you wearing a white belt?!" She pointed at Di Jun's waist, tilting her head in doubt.
"...", as soon as these words came out, there was silence in the room.
Fuxi's ears were red with shame, he opened his mouth, wanting to say something to justify.
Unexpectedly, Di Jun put his arms around his waist, looked down, and said nonchalantly, "Oh, it seems that I wore the wrong clothes. We slept too late last night and woke up too early today. There are also."
He looked calm, while the others, except Lao Tzu who exposed the matter and Nu Wa who knew the truth, all looked shocked.
"You, you mean, the two of you last night..." Chang Xi's eyes widened instantly, and he pointed at them and said with difficulty.
Before she finished speaking, the blushing Xi He yanked her violently, "Fellow daoists, it's getting late, I'll go and prepare meals first." He said and pulled her outside.
Nuwa also said, "I'll help too." After speaking, she followed the two of them and went out.
"Since it's all right, then the emperor has also withdrawn." Donghua's transformed 'Tai Yi' shrugged, and took away his avatar along the way.
Fuxi was very shy at this moment, he broke away from Di Jun's arm, and forced himself to calm down. "Since Fellow Daoist Tongtian is tired, I won't bother you anymore." After speaking, he pulled Di Jun and left.The latter did not resist, followed Fuxi's force and left here with him.
As a result, only Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi were left in the room.The two of them looked at each other, and I was a little shocked. He didn't expect Di Jun to admit it openly.
But Yuan Shi was ashamed and annoyed, flicking his sleeves, "It's shameless!" Of course he was scolding Di Jun. "How decent is it to make such a move in public?!"
But in the next second, Tongtian turned over. "Snoring... Snoring..." The voice sounded again.
Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi were silent at the same time, and they both looked at Tong Tian expressionlessly. At this moment, they seemed to be able to hear that the proper manners that San Qing was so proud of were collapsing and turning into Dregs, and then gone with the wind.