Chapter 544 Love Gu - A Gift Upon Marriage
Chapter 544 Love Gu - A Gift Upon Marriage
"Today's 520 wedding special offer: as long as you get your marriage certificate, you can spend 500 yuan to buy a pair of 'marriage love bugs'," the woman said with a beaming smile as she introduced her product.
The girl looked at the pair of cute, milky-white insects and her brows furrowed slightly.
"No need, no need. My husband and I are very much in love. We don't need these insects. Our love is stronger than gold, and we will grow old together."
Upon hearing that they weren't going to buy, the older woman's smile vanished immediately. "It's fine if you don't want to buy, I don't need to force you to. But I have to remind you, a man's heart is like a fickle radish. Just because he's nice to you today doesn't mean he'll always be nice to you. See those people queuing over there? Those are the ones who haven't bought any yet. People who've been married for a year already change their personalities."
To everyone's surprise, the girl's expression changed, and she immediately became unhappy. "Who told you to meddle? Hurry up and get our marriage certificate."
Upon hearing this, the older woman immediately understood the reason. She pushed up her glasses, her attitude changed, and she turned to the young man to ask him tentatively.
"And you, young man, girls these days are never satisfied. She's with you now because she's naive, but once she's seen more of the world, she'll complain that you don't earn enough. No car, no house, no savings, she'll even complain that you're not strong enough to sleep with!"
"But the eldest sister guarantees that 500 yuan won't be a loss or a scam. She will take the love insects on the spot, and the couple will live in harmony and love for a hundred years."
Listen to your older sister's advice: your future will be filled with love and happiness. It's not that I don't believe in your true love, but your love might not stand the test of time.
At this point, the boy hesitated, but the girl hated eating insects, so she shook the boy's arm and said...
"Brother, don't you believe in me? Don't you believe in our love? Am I marrying you just for your family's money, your house, your savings? I love you as a person. Even if your family didn't have all that, I would still love you."
The boy was instantly captivated, pointing at the woman and yelling, "Are you questioning us? Is this your work ethic? You're going to such lengths to slander us just to sell your insects! I'm going to report you!"
"Okay, okay, I'll stamp your notebooks!" The older sister stretched out her hand, smiled again, and quickly stamped two notebooks on their notebooks before handing them over.
"Congratulations to the newlyweds! May you live a long and happy life together. Come on, this way! Today is May 520th, and everyone who gets married today gets to spin the lucky wheel. There are amazing prizes inside, all sorts of things, including high-ranking insects, or even low-energy, brand-new RV insects."
The boy's eyes lit up immediately upon hearing about a bug with the capabilities of a high-ranking official. However, the girl preferred a low-energy, fully-paid RV bug.
Because if you hear that a bug has fighting capabilities, it must be a high-energy-consuming bug, so it's more economical and practical to have a nice new RV bug.
Then, the used RV can be given to my parents to use, which is a win-win situation.
"Okay, I'll spin it!" The boy spat twice on his hand, walked to the large spinning wheel, and twisted it hard.
Unexpectedly, after spinning around a few times, the large wheel landed steadily on a pair of milky-white insects.
The eldest sister was overjoyed and clapped her hands to congratulate them, saying, "Congratulations! Congratulations on drawing a guarantee card for love, a direct route to marital bliss, a perfect pair of lovebirds!"
Upon seeing it was this stuff again, the girl's face instantly darkened. "So we have no choice but to eat it!"
The girl stared at the insects that had landed in her hand, her expression frozen, as if she were about to throw them to the ground and crush them at any moment.
"Hey, don't slander me! I didn't force you to eat." The older sister immediately pointed at the two of them and said, "But now I really doubt your motives for getting married, little sister. A gambling dad, a sick mom, a younger brother in school, and a broken you."
"That young man's ancestors were nobles. Although there's a crackdown on that now, and it's not allowed, they were once wealthy! I strongly suspect you have ulterior motives."
Despite the doubts, the girl reluctantly put the insect in her mouth. "Okay, see, I ate it."
However, she had already made up her mind. It was just a mere insect; how could it possibly influence her thoughts? Once she had emptied his house, she would elope with her lover.
Unfortunately, he overestimated his willpower and missed the power of the insects.
The instant she swallowed the insect, all the jumbled thoughts in her mind vanished, leaving only one thought.
That means spending your life with the boy in front of you, sharing joys and sorrows, and never abandoning him in life or death.
The eldest sister was moved to tears as she watched the loving couple in front of her.
She enjoys shipping couples in her spare time, which is why she switched jobs to become a marriage matchmaker.
"Today is another perfect day! May love in the world last forever, without deception, next couple!"
"This is..." Kakashi Hatake, witnessing the changes in the young boy and girl, felt a sense of dread about this world. He never imagined that even the purest love could be manipulated by insects; what was real then?
At this moment, his previous goodwill towards this world was shattered once again. Although the ninja world was in ruins, at least people were free.
He doesn't want to be fed bugs one day and inexplicably fall in love with someone he doesn't like.
Or perhaps all the joys and sorrows of life are controlled by insects; what difference is there between that and being kept as a pet by someone else?
"Excuse me, I'm not feeling well. See you later." Kakashi Hatake waved, shook off Ryugae, and turned to walk towards a warehouse of a large supermarket.
The supplies inside are enough to power their entire village for a very long time. You've also heard there are various entertainment facilities and video games inside; with his current strength, moving them all shouldn't be a problem.
After he left, Longshe also put away his innocent smile, picked up an insect, and practiced his skills on the other side.
"I'm sorry, it seems my methods have failed. This ninja named Kakashi is quite difficult to turn against his own people."
"Since it failed, let's just ignore it."
Just then, another voice came from the other end of the phone.
"I told you, she's very determined. The last time her honey trap worked, it was completely by accident."
"You really think that's due to the beauty of women?"
"Little did they know, the beauty was merely the trigger; what they coveted were the resources in her possession, and those unprecedented, incredibly wondrous insects."
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