Chapter 111
Chapter 111
I originally thought that I ignored it impartially, was objective and fair, recorded the words and deeds of the emperor verbatim, and even provided a lot of emoticons for the ministers in friendship.
But on the first day when he went down to the Yamen, Mr. Li was afraid that our two-haired boys would not do well in the first day of work, so he came to see us in a small courtyard in the northeast corner in front of the imperial palace assigned by the Neishi Mansion.
Looking at the package of sausages made by myself on the left, and another package of clothes embroidered by the family members, I was a little jealous: "Your father is so kind, everyone came to see you from all over the world. My father is here They don’t even come to live in the palace!”
Li Yan didn't care about my identity, so Zhenzhen retorted: "Who sent you to Neishi Mansion this morning?"
"But your mother showed you your clothes!" I confronted him unceremoniously, and then I was speechless as a matter of course, and then I was bullied by his father.
"Consort Pardon, is this your manuscript for today?"
I nodded solemnly, and then introduced in a cadence how I restrained my strong nepotism and tried to write impartially, and how I felt that my emojis were so vivid!
Mr. Li bit the Snickers bar that I paid tribute to earlier, but he sprayed me unceremoniously: "You were also born as a Jinshi, right? Well, you have read a lot of historical books anyway, do you think it is written according to your style? How can one learn from history?"
"I……"
"My son-in-law, I think you are more suitable for some newspapers, especially entertainment newspapers." Master Li finished his persuasion with sincere eyes, turned his head and motioned Li Yan to give me a reference to what he wrote, and then took his tea, biting Snickers, follow the flickering lights to watch me gossip, oh no, check my work.
I took Li Yan's manuscript angrily, looked at the beautiful lowercase script on it, and wrote that Emperor Wu emphasized that the Ministry of Rites should do a good job in this year's imperial examinations, emphasizing that scholars, as the mainstay of the future court, urgently need to strengthen ideological education and establish correct Don't focus on side details, but pay attention to current affairs and politics.
I:"……"
What about my stepmother's love?Eaten by a dog?
I glared and glared at Li Yan.
Li Yan looked around with his head left and right, focused on Master Li who was still bowing his head, lowered his voice, and said quietly: "Brother Xi, for the sake of treating me to dinner, I will also share a little secret with you .”
"Huh!" To please this, I was still immersed in the words of love being brutally torn apart, and I didn't want to talk to him, but he looked like a "fellow man" and whispered: "It's a bit embarrassing to say, "The Emperor's Friend" was written by me!"
I:"……"
"However, I hadn't joined the job at that time, so some of my statements were not accurate enough. Now..." Li Yan blushed, stared at me with sparkling eyes, and lowered his voice forcefully: "But don't worry, Princess Zhenguo and Your story, I must come from reality, not fake."
I:"……"
It took me a while to catch my breath, puffed up my chest, and replied angrily, "I can write it myself, so I don't want you to do it! I want an autobiography!"
"Then I will definitely buy three copies, one for speculation and commentary, one for collection, and one for relatives and friends." Li Yan looked at me with a turbulent face: "I am a fan of Princess Zhen Guo. But it is too difficult to be a pure fan of him. , it’s easier to climb your wall and wait for you to drop the materials.”
I:"……"
Although Ah Chen pretended to be dead a few years ago, when I married him, we both rode horses because of lack of physical strength and in order not to wrong him.A face is clearly seen by thousands of people.
But the common people are simple and kind.The top power struggle is not as good as firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar tea for them.For the resurrection of the former prince who can improve their happiness in life, everyone was honest and replaced it with the longevity monument of Princess Zhen Guo the next day.
The power struggle class has nothing to say about this either.After all, those who are dishonest have been slapped.
In this way, everyone accepted that Ah Chen came back out of the arena with a different identity, starting a new round of changes.
This change, Ah Chen, mainly revolves around cultural inheritance.He tried his best to build a camera. It is said that a person can be carved into a painting with a single tap, and when we get old, we can take pictures wherever we go.
The empire, the country and the mountains are all included in the painting, witnessing the love, otherwise it will be troublesome to bring a bunch of light bulbs everywhere!
Hey... Thinking about it this way, I realize that I am a little missive.
When the two were in love for a long time back then, it was bullshit not to stop day and night.
I don't want to talk about my colleagues who are occasionally dog-legged. I silently compared the bureaucratic articles with family background, and planned to adjust my thoughts and do a good job in daily life.
After all, I want Ah Chen to be a good husband of Yipin Gaoming's wife!
Li Yan saw that I was studying the article, so he came over and whispered the key points of the technique. After a while, Master Li, who seemed to have read the manuscript, also came over. Seeing that I was so serious, and I didn't have a family temper, he stroked his beard in satisfaction, and praised : "Not bad, keep working hard!"
Hearing this, I got up and patted my chest to promise that I would study hard, and then asked a few points to pay attention to, then gave the lobby to the father and son, went back to the room to finish writing the manuscript, opened the letterhead, and wrote a letter to Ah Chen.
Basically one letter every day, even after being teased by Emperor Wu, it became a diary.
However, I am still happy.
Talking and complaining at night, just like Ah Chen is by his side.
After writing the letter, I call the hidden guard habitually. After a gust of wind blows, I habitually reach out to deliver the letter, but I hang my head down to check tomorrow's "dog food."
To be loved by my father and stepmother every day, I have to prepare enough dog food.
But I never expected that no one would accept it, but someone grabbed my paw and drew a circle along my palm. Immediately, I thought I was hallucinating, and when I raised my head, I couldn't help but freeze.
"You... why did you come back?"
"I'll take you home from get off work!"
"what?"
"You have to give you a surprise on the first day you join the job."
I:"……"
Ah Chen stood in the dark room dressed in black, but I instantly felt that the room was bright as day, so I rushed forward and asked, "Are you human?"
As soon as the voice fell, I felt a gust of cold wind blowing on my body.
Situ Chen smiled: "You touch?"
As soon as I heard this, I immediately showed no mercy at all. While I was holding regular tofu, I pulled someone to sit down, but my mouth was disgusted: "When someone left last time, he gave me a one-size-fits-all doll. He said that he was lonely and missed him. hold?"
Speaking of this doll, I can only say that the methods of later generations are too superb, Situ Chen is also smart enough, and the simulation is a mess.
But he came to write the next day after he left, and a series of parallel exclamation points warned him not to use it!
Tsk tsk, hypocritical even eat the doll vinegar made by myself!
"Wouldn't it be nice to have my real person around?" Situ Chen's face was a little gloomy when he thought of the baby.
Seeing this, I hugged him directly and said without hesitation: "The spring night is too short! I have to get up early tomorrow!"
Situ Chen: "..."
The next day, I rubbed my waist, imitating Thirteen, and self-sufficiently pulled out two thick cushions from the inner room, and continued to be my living roommate in a very low-key manner.
Compared with the bewilderment on the first day, now I am familiar with the first time and the second time.Anyway, I don't envy Xiu Enai at all, and I record the emperor's words and deeds with ease.
Unexpectedly, I stopped teasing my parents secretly, but the stepmother here came to make fun of me with sourness.
Emperor Wu looked at the two young men on the left and one on the right brushing their brushes, one chasing the other like a competition, and his eyes showed doubts: he was just in the middle of the court meeting, and there were already five or six manuscripts piled up on the table of these two little guys.
His history has changed several times, even if it is the most verbose, smelly and long like an old lady's foot wrap, he can write at most one book.Never been the same as these two.This thickness almost caught up with his previous year's weight.
But I can't turn it out on the spot to see what people wrote.
He still has to be a Mingjun!
So, I can only pinch the soft persimmons.
Emperor Wu cleared his throat, and said, "Princess Zhen Guo sent a letter the day before yesterday to return to the imperial court with the Roman envoys, Honglu Temple, please wait and get ready to welcome. Lao Jia, you go back and tell Xi'er to let him also attend the banquet."
Jia Daishan: "Okay."
I:"……"
Watching my father and stepmother singing along, I rubbed my waist and smiled without saying a word.
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