The whole Red House is watching Jia She make a fuss

Chapter 12

Jia Daishan took his newly appointed son to the streets to play, buy books in bookstores, and drink in restaurants. All in all, he restrained his sense of alienation from the prince's identity and tried his best to play the role of a father.After finally taking advantage of the moonlight to send the man back to Zhuangzi with all his beard and tail, he was greeted with a thunderbolt before he could let go of his breath.

"What does it mean to spend one day with Ah Chen and another day with Xiao Chen?" Jia Daishan felt that he was a little old, and couldn't even understand a simple sentence.

Seeing the newly appointed father's eyes widen in an instant, although he didn't show any disgust, but he also obviously showed no nostalgia, Situ Chen's eyes gradually narrowed.

Different from the past, Situ Chen was scrutinizing others and his heart was full of anger, but also because he was restrained by the crown prince, his slender phoenix eyes were narrowed, and he was also reserved.But now, as a wayward little public servant, when he squinted like this, his slender eyelashes trembled, his eyes turned red instantly: "It's me, Meng Lang, I'm sorry, dad..."

When these words came out, even Situ Chen felt that he was a little too shameless and a little too pitiful.When he was reborn, he clearly saw everything away, but he still held his breath because someone casually said "other people's child." Thinking about it, Situ Chen couldn't help laughing at himself again, and turned his head slightly. Looking away, he said: "The night is dark, Mr. Jia, you should go home early."

Hearing this inappropriate scene, Jia Daishan's affectionate father echoed in his ears, and he substituted it for no reason, thinking that the situation in front of him, like that little bastard Jia She, might have already jumped, his chin was raised high, and he was angry. A bulging, sonorous threat shouted: "I'm going to my grandparents!"

Only the prince...

Unexpectedly, thinking of the sentence "I have no right to choose", Jia Daishan felt that he had softened three points for no reason when facing Situ Chen, who hoped for his father.He explained his previous look embarrassingly, it was really not a refusal, it was his honor.

"It's just that Chen Yuemo is a bit old, and I don't quite understand what Ah Chen said about Ah Chen and Xiao Chen." It would be easy for him to pretend for another day, but the problem is that he is not deaf, and Situ Chen's self-proclaiming is completely different. of.

"That's it..." Situ Chen smiled happily: "Father, just wait for me, I'll be right back."

Seeing Situ Chen enter the room mysteriously, Jia Daishan didn't think much about it, he just took a sip of tea quietly, thinking about how to beat around the bush with the emperor to remind Situ Chen of Situ Chen's current situation.He always felt that Emperor Wu was too strict in the education of his offspring.Although it is for the country and the country, it also varies from person to person.

Be like him, the boss is incompetent, guide him to develop a hobby of antiques, become a romantic figure, and then hold the title for the rest of his life without incident.

The second child dreams of studying, and he also wants Jia Jiawu to transfer the text and change the lintel, so he will have the cheek to invite the master to teach him, and he will also try his best to send him to the Imperial College to make friends with his classmates.

At least it can be regarded as teaching students in accordance with their aptitude, and they have also asked the wishes of the two sons.

This Emperor Wu asked everyone to be talented in both civil and military affairs. You must know that sometimes a hundred flowers blooming is not spring, but disaster.

Jia Daishan was thinking about it, when he heard footsteps and looked up to see Situ Chen who had opened the bead curtain and came in, he felt that the disaster of Emperor Wu's education had already been revealed.

This Situ Chen was so unrestrained!

Jia Daishan only felt a mouthful of old blood choking in his throat, and immediately felt his hands itch. He couldn't describe what Situ Chen was wearing, but he was dressed in purple women's attire, brilliantly embroidered, like a fairy, anyone would think it was a girl.

"What are you doing with all these voluptuous people?!" That little bastard Jia She was already good enough to look like a man and a woman, and his father hadn't caught anyone yet.Putting women's clothing on him directly here, he was so angry that he could have lost his braids for several years. If Emperor Wu knew about it, the consequences would be disastrous.

Situ Chen glanced at his pleated phoenix-tail skirt with long sleeves that dragged the floor. Hearing Jia Daishan's sincere rage, he suddenly laughed, but with a look of loneliness on his face, he sighed: "But it is said that girls are father's caring little girls." Cotton jackets. And women...women probably don’t need to learn so many things.”

Jia Daishan: "..."

"Father, why don't you let me experience the pleasure of being a princess for a while." Situ Chen recalled the scene where the imperial sister was acting coquettishly with her arms folded, and even coquettishly nestled in Emperor Wu's arms, and felt her goosebumps stand on end, but thinking about this It was also the scene he had hoped for back then.

Now let's have fun.

And this is also for testing.He heard that Jia Daishan ordered Shuntian Mansion to arrest a woman from a brothel, and the crime involved was to insult Jia Amnesty.

In his previous life, it was the first time when he went to collect information. He himself was flustered and helpless. He was afraid that others would know his identity and be criticized by others. , During the period, I met a group of idle dudes who had nothing to do.

At that time, he had a drug attack, so he only pulled Jia She to vent his anger.Back then, he chose Jia Amnesty after comprehensive weighing.Because Jia She's father is Jia Daishan.Jia Daishan is Emperor Wu's confidant, the sincere kind.

Now it's over again, but it's a coincidence that it's this scene again.

He naturally did the same result in his previous life. After all, the reason is ready-made. Jia Amnesty is Jia Daishan's son.And in his previous life, he also investigated afterwards, and Jia Amnesty never mentioned this matter to anyone!

But now...Situ Chen always felt a little skeptical when he thought of Jia She's self-motivated and self-motivated.He wore women's clothes today because he wanted to see how similar the portrait that Jia Amnesty reportedly drew himself was.

"The pleasure of being married?" Jia Daishan asked unceremoniously: "You think girls are easy? My Min'er is much better than her two brothers. I..."

Jia Daishan was depressed: "I only hate that Min'er is not a man!"

Situ Chen: "..."

"Change it for me right away. What are you thinking about?!" Jia Daishan turned his head and looked at Situ Chen with a helpless expression on his face: "You meant to bring you in women's clothing with you, and you are also wearing a woman's clothes. Go out and play for a while?"

Situ Chen nodded.His father let the third sister go out to play.Don't talk about the nonsense that men and women sit at different seats these days, Cheng Zhu Neo-Confucianism is not popular in this dynasty!The dignity of noble women is even higher than that of the Tang Dynasty, and there are also female heads of households.

Jia Daishan persuaded him with earnest words: "Ah Chen, let alone who is the source of your whimsical idea of ​​disguised as a man? Even if I dare to ignore the majesty of the emperor, but the old minister..." Jia Daishan took a look and had a lingering temperament, able to overwhelm the crowd. Situ Chen was almost a little resentful: "I have been innocent all my life, please don't let me bear the name of being a romantic when I am old!"

He had to think about this first, thinking of Jia She, who was only 12 years old when he went to the brothel and caught his family being tricked into the brothel, and played in the brothel.

In the end, a blind man thought that he was raising a child prostitute, and proposed to buy Jia Amnesty from him.Before he could calm down, all kinds of rumors spread outside, and even Emperor Wu sent Dai Quan to ask what happened.

"..." Situ Chen focused on recalling with his extensive memory, as if he remembered something, his brows gradually relaxed, and he clapped his hands and smiled: "Oh, Dad, I didn't think of this trick before? At that time, a "You are my father" slap in the face will definitely make people look good."

Jia Daishan froze all over, and directly invoked the Dafa of "finding the emperor" and slipped away.After getting up early the next day, taking advantage of the palace door just opening, he raced against time to enter the palace, found Dai Quan, and asked someone to report to Emperor Wu.

Hearing Dai Quan's report, Emperor Wu looked up at the hourglass on the table in astonishment: "Lao Jia is here to catch breakfast early in the morning? Tell the imperial dining room to make more steamed stuffed buns. Our general is a rough man, don't make them." It's so detailed."

Dai Quan responded with a smile, then exited the palace gate and invited Jia Daishan to come in.

When Jia Daishan saw the maid serving with a face, he also knew that he had come here a little early.But he thought about it left and right, and he always had trouble sleeping and eating.

Even though he knew that Situ Chen might not be the emperor in the future, based on his understanding of Emperor Wu, if something had not happened to the crown prince, or even something happened to Emperor Wu himself, otherwise he would not have chosen another heir, let alone choose his own heir. Retired as the Supreme Emperor.

"Also please ask the emperor to back away from the left and right, if you want to report it!"

Seeing Jia Daishan kneeling down and looking serious, Emperor Wu couldn't help frowning: "Old Jia, what's the matter, you can't even wait for my clean face to get dressed?" He likes to sleep late.The time to move forward was determined minute by minute at that time.

His only petty temper, the general in front of him also knows it.Back then when he was in charge of the imperial conquest, Jia Daishan broke into the imperial tent to report important military information before the cock crowed, and he gave him a face straight away.

Jia Daishan had lingering fears, and replied: "If Feichen still has his senses, he might have broken into the palace last night."

Emperor Wu: "..."

Hearing this, Emperor Wu's eyes sank, he waved his hands to signal left and right to step back, and squinted at Jia Daishan: "Old Jia, I hope your matter is very important, otherwise I will waste time and delay..." Pointing at himself The imperial uniform was not yet put on, Emperor Wu said: "You have to wait for me to put it on!"

"Yes!" Jia Daishan replied crisply, succinctly told all the things he got along with Situ Chen last night, and explained his worries: "Things must be reversed. Your Highness seems to be a little..." Taking a deep breath, Jia Daishan tried his best to let He straightened his back, looked directly at Longan, and said, "Somewhat self-indulgent and indulgent."

Emperor Wu frowned, and looked at him fixedly, as if he wanted to find a hint of a joke, but he carefully looked at Jia Daishan, who looked at death like home, for a long time, and finally his eyes dimmed a little bit.

Jia Daishan's back was sweating more and more.

"He is a child, he can be willful, but I can't." After a long while, Emperor Wu sighed softly, and then said: "I thought why, it's just a brat kid making a fuss, and it's worth Lao Jia, you're so motivating. You should be punished! Don't kneel down for me, go to court soon, come and help me change my clothes!"

Hearing Emperor Wu's pretentiously relaxed tone, Jia Daishan felt bad, but the sentence of the court time also reminded him that time is running out now, and Emperor Wu almost never misses court meetings.

Get up hurriedly to help others put on the court clothes, Jia Daishan left early again.After passing through the court meeting in a daze, Jia Daishan was led back to the inner hall by Dai Quan. Before he came back to his senses, he saw his son in a small prison uniform, chirping next to Emperor Wu: "Your Majesty, what do you say about me?" Thinking right? When I was young, I didn’t miss the soles of his shoes, but why am I still incapable of writing? Then, I feel that my second child is also not smart. Watching him grow up with three-character scriptures and hundreds of surnames Keep learning, the Four Books and Five Classics are not to be said to be memorized fluently, but I can still recognize and read the characters on them, but I am the last one in the Jinling exam! So, when I learn a word called - Longshenglongfengshengphoenix, I understand the hole made by a mouse. It's all my father's fault, he's not smart."

Emperor Wu: "..."

He glanced sideways at Dai Quan.Suddenly, I felt that this old slave had done a good job.As soon as he returned to the inner hall just now, Jia She rushed over chirping, leaving him no room for sadness.

Especially now, Jia Amnesty really deserves the name of being generous.

"What do you think?" Emperor Wu was puzzled.At any rate, Jia Daishan was also a duke of the state because of his military exploits and family background.I have seen people who are not filial, but I have never seen such a shameless person.

"Don't you think I've learned to think in many ways now?" Although Jia She was told to pretend to be filial to make Emperor Wu happy, he really felt that he had more ink in his stomach.

"Now I associate appearance with admonition like a wrinkle. There must be many reasons for a person's failure to succeed. I have found my own, and I am not allowed to imagine that if I had a father like you who wanted to be a success since I was a child, maybe I would Can you be the number one scholar? It’s still the kind of civil and military champion, super powerful! A little weaker than Gan Luo, you can be the number one scholar at the age of 12, let go of your political achievements at fifteen, and join the cabinet at twenty!"

"Good boy, don't look for such inspirational deeds." Emperor Wu patted Jia She on the head, and said to the gloomy Jia Daishan: "Old Jia, you beat him up, this child seems to miss him a lot." .”