novelones Chapter 30 Making Friends With Vegetables
Chapter 30 Making Friends With Vegetables
The gloomy look in Zhou Junce's eyebrows soon turned into a bright smile when Jia Amnesty came to greet him.
Everyone greeted all the way and stepped into the banquet hall, and then their smiles froze instantly.
Nine, eleven, thirteen, and fourteen of the right age were ordered to be the hosts, arrange the guests present, and see if the future father-in-law was pleasing to the eye or not.
Because Jia Daishan and others were already the last batch, Eleven and Fourteen took a step back with a wink.Even if they really want to go forward and make friends with others, under the watchful eyes of everyone, they are either elders or heirs, or they are overstepping.But they didn't expect that the younger brother, who was supposed to come forward according to the etiquette, directly covered his face with one hand and his leg with the other, and said to them tremblingly: "People have three urgencies, I'll take a step first!" , he thought of his ferocious elder brother who had one mouthful and one father!
He alone could not express how scared Betti was for this kind of secret.
Brothers: "..."
The ministers and heirs who have not yet entered the door: "..."
The strong fragrance flowing in the air dilutes the embarrassment a bit.
Situ Shi said indifferently that he was being rude, and then said welcome, and motioned for his two younger brothers to welcome him in.
A few old foxes greeted the prince with a smile with their juniors.
When Jia Daishan looked at Situ with a complicated expression, he was quite prescient, and he directly grabbed Jia She's arm and dragged him in.
Jia Amnesty: "..."
"Old man, image, image!" I finally saw the present... Uh, I saw the future winner, so scary!
Jia She's flustered and bewildered expression flashed past, and immediately handed over his weight to his father like a brat, silently lost in thought.Situ Shi's appearance was not outstanding, he followed his mother's family very much, he looked very honest, wearing a black prince's python suit, it was just for the sake of adding a bit of introverted silence, and it was impossible to see that the yellow robe would be worn by him in the future majesty.Moreover, Situ Shi at this moment is just a somewhat ordinary prince. It can even be said that because of his obscure family background, compared to the other adult princes, he did not study in the Six Departments and even did not attend the court meeting.
But what about ten years later?
Even though at the beginning, Emperor Wu's selection of the Ninth Prince was just because he was short and tall, but as time went on, Situ Shi's imperial prestige became more and more serious. A scum like him whose house was confiscated before his death would feel his legs go limp the second he saw someone. kneel!
Jia Zheng: "..." What about the face of Jia's family who have been exhorted thousands of times along the way?
Just as Jia Daishan was carrying Jia Amnesty to clean up in the corner, he heard the sound of the emperor's arrival sung faintly by the inner prisoner.
Emperor Wu sat on the throne, and after avoiding everyone's ceremony, he said a few words as usual, "The autumn is crisp and the weather is beautiful, and it's time for thousands of miles of marriage." It is inseparable from the basic necessities of food, clothing, housing and transportation. Today is unique, let’s make friends with vegetables.”
The king's grandchildren all looked puzzled, especially the dudes, who were all in a daze, and their hearts beat faster while looking for the article written by the gunman with their hands on their chests.This... this is completely sorry for staying up all night!
Waving his hand to signal the youngsters to disperse, Emperor Wu beckoned Jia She to come over, praised Jia She for his well-dressed clothes, and then alluded to Xiao Zhao, indicating that people can take a sneak peek at the future lady, and then come back to follow He communicated, and finally he opened his mouth.
Seeing Emperor Wu who was full of plans for him, Jia She was so moved that he turned to look for the Ninth Prince Situ Shi.
Even if you don't stand in line, it's okay to get to know each other first and be friends.
After saying hello to the familiar foxes and friends along the way, Jia She silently approached the princes, glanced at Situ, who was feeding the little prince from time to time, thinking about how to make a good impression on others, and spoke cheaply at him. The friend said: "Oh, young master, I want to stay away from you. After all, I have a family now, which is different from you bachelors."
Everyone threw bones together.
Jia Amnesty: "..."
Jia She took advantage of the opportunity to find a reason to sit alone, sat silently within the sight of the Ninth Prince, rested his chin and continued to think about the previous question - how to propose to be friends with others without being humble or overbearing?
Just as he was trying to remember what Situ liked when he suddenly heard a childish voice from above: "Hey, beauty, my prince treats you to eggs."
Jia She froze and raised his eyes silently.
Trying to speak correctly and articulately, after finishing the last word clearly, the three-year-old sixteenth prince sucked in his saliva, blinked his big wet eyes while holding the egg custard, looked back at his brother blankly, and then He looked at the stranger he had just thought was old and pitiful.
Jia She, who has been wandering among the flowers for half his life, never imagined that he would be molested by someone one day, so he couldn't help being mean for a while: "Hey, beauty, how about coming home with me? I am not talented, and my family has thousands of acres of farmland .”
Fourteen shook his head, expressing that he did not understand.
But the prince's elder brother, Situ Shi, said that within the time of a stick of incense, the seven orifices smoked twice.From whom did his younger brother learn this, and he will pursue it when he goes back.But Jia Amnesty had to make people understand that the misfortune comes from the mouth.
"It is said that Mr. She, the prodigal son, turned around and conceived a library for the world's students?" Situ stood up, walked a few steps, and looked down at Jia She, who was half squatting and abducting the prince.
Looking at the large shadow in front of him, Jia Amnesty only felt that he could hear the beating of his big buttocks, he swallowed helplessly, and stammered: "He was the one who teased me first!"
Situ Shi: "..."
Looking at the stunned future emperor, Jia She was just about to lament, when he saw Xiao Zhao waving at him not far away, and immediately stood up straight like chicken blood, straightening his back!
Hey, what is he afraid of!
The current Ninth Prince might not be as favored by Emperor Wu as he is!
He wasn't even afraid of the reborn Situ Chen!
Silently cheering himself up and shouting for support, Jia She overcame his fear, took a step back, looked at the little prince who didn't know what was going on, tried to show his kind side, pinched his face, and said with a smile: "I invite you!" Are you okay with candy?"
"What kind of candy?" The sixteenth prince asked curiously, and once again handed over the hibiscus egg in his hand: "I'll trade it with you!" Brother will not let him.It is not good for children to eat this!
But he brought him out again. The fifth brother, the sixth brother and so on said that he must follow the ninth brother. If anyone looked at the ninth brother, he would let the ninth brother wipe his sweat, feed him, hug him and so on.
It is said that this can reflect gentleness, recruit sister-in-law!
"Okay! I'll take you to eat!" Jia She took the small bowl and held the hand of the sixteenth prince, with a sly look in his eyes: "Ninth Prince, please forgive me for the outrageous words that I spoke earlier. "He is now a hostage, don't be afraid!
I have never seen such a thick-skinned person.
When Situ saw his younger brother yelling "Brother Beauty" with his face up, and seeing Jia She's squinting his eyes and flicking his tail like a successful fox pretending to be a tiger, Situ suddenly felt a little annoyed and laughed.
Even though Jia Amnesty is not interested in government affairs, he has heard about it for a long time.After all, his father, Jia Daishan, can be said to be the key to success in winning the throne.
The third brother, the sixth brother, and the sixteenth brother are all siblings with him.Therefore, the third brother wants to fight. As his own brother, he is not easy to offend the son of the rich and powerful.
Who told them to be bastards, bastards who were basically turned a blind eye.
However, the prince's dignity still has to be self-sufficient, Situ said indifferently: "If Mr. She really knows his mistakes, he will correct it, and the prodigal son will turn around."
"Haha!" He could hear the thorns in the words, Jia She laughed and laughed at himself, "That's why I often plug my ears with cotton, because I'm afraid that the left ear will go in and the right ear will come out."
Situ Shi: "..." Is it because he doesn't see much of a dude or Jia She is thick-skinned?
Jia Amnesty waved the chubby prince's hand again, and smiled to indicate that he would take the child for food. If you are worried, please supervise him closely.
Situ declined.He has no interest in raising children, but he brought his younger brother out to show his tenderness because he couldn't stand the nagging from his concubine mother and elder brother.Just let the nanny and others follow along.
"You really don't supervise?" Jia She said with a deep sense of loss, looking down at the sixteenth prince, feeling that he was wasting all his efforts to kidnap him.
Situ turned around neatly!
Being severely rejected, Jia Amnesty had no choice but to lead Shiliu Dian to find his father.Now that the banquet is in full swing, he wants to follow the emperor's will and secretly climb the wall to see his wife!
Just after Jia Daishan once again encouraged Jia Zheng to make friends freely, he was about to sneak back Jia She, who hadn't run away, but when he didn't pay attention, he saw Jia She stuffed a big fat boy into his arms in a hurry.
"Old man, watch carefully, the emperor opened the back door for me, I'll come back as soon as I go!" Jia She lowered his voice and whispered to Jia Daishan, then turned around and pulled Xiao Zhao, who was already at the side, to steal the sky and exchange the sun.
Jia Daishan looked at the son who ran away like a rabbit, then at the son of other people's family who didn't recognize his life at all and twisted his buttocks to find a comfortable position, and then at the woman and maid not far away, and seemed to see the excitement, afraid Emperor Wu who came over without chaos.
Emperor Wu found Jia She holding his son Sai Jiadaishan in his arms from a long distance, and suddenly remembered the role of the child in the banquet to stimulate the mother's love to recruit a wife, so he signaled the servants to retreat, and approached him with a sense of ridicule: "Such a blacksmith's tenderness, be careful Attracting bees and butterflies!" It is not unheard of in this dynasty that girls love uncles.
Jia Dai gave a good hand, put down the prince who was going to salute, stood up and replied: "I want to report to the emperor, I just got used to it three or five years in advance, and I am disarmed and returned to the field, with children and grandchildren surrounded by my knees."
"In three or five years, disarm and return to the fields?" Emperor Wu heard the words, and his face suddenly stretched: "You are dreaming! I gave you the defense of the capital, and you failed my trust like this? When I die one day, you can think about it again." Let's change the job content."
Facing the fierce but not lethal eyes of Emperor Wudi, Jia Daishan was rarely in a daze, and managed to stabilize his mind. He picked up the little prince who was silently lying on the ground and hugged him, and replied with a smile. : "Thank you, the emperor, for granting me several consecutive terms. At least I will not worry about my official career in the future."
Emperor Wu: "..." Well, he was the one who teased first.
It was rare that he felt guilty, Emperor Wu snorted without saying a word, stretched out his hands to pinch Shiliu's blushing cheeks, looking for something to say: "Talk to that child, Xi'er, it's okay to pinch in private. Dudu's hand feels good, but you still need to be careful in the palace, not afraid of ten thousand, just in case, and being used by others."
Sixteen raised his face, pointed to his slightly rounded chin, and said, "Father, pinch this. The beauty brother said that the more you pinch the face, the more beautiful it is."
Jia Daishan: "..."
Emperor Wu: "I take back what I said before. Old Jia, this brat Jia She must be beaten up so that he can understand what it means to be more beautiful when he is beaten!"
Jia She, who was beaten up by Yuci, looked awkwardly at himself in women's clothing in the bronze mirror.
I never thought that this is the aboveboard way without climbing the wall! ! !
"Tsk tsk, Mr. She went out and acted as if I could tell if I was male or female!" Situ Chen looked at Jia She's women's attire, took a look of surprise, and regretted: "I'm just too tall!"
Jia Sheti slipped off the jewelry accessories on his body, gritted his teeth: "Your Highness! I have seen the Ninth Prince!" If he doesn't kill him again, he will tell the emperor!
"Ninth brother?" Situ Chen sighed long, as if he was commenting on a stranger: "He can be a good king, but he can't be an emperor! Tsk tsk, even short people can't pick out a decent one. Just take advantage of your youth , let them have another one."
Jia Amnesty: "..."
"Go and get rid of Zhou Junce first." Situ Chen looked at himself in the supervisory attire, then at Jia She, and said solemnly: "Zhou Junce was reluctant to ask for sick leave, so he found a fake one, but he was really there. In the car, after all, Ms. Zhou is famous far and wide, in case someone lifts her veil, there is a contingency plan."
"If you don't reveal the truth, just say that this fake scheming is not sideways, and secretly harmed his daughter?"