Chapter 59
Chapter 59
In a short period of time, there were two squeaks, even if they were slight, it was enough to wake up people who were always alert.
Situ Chen straightened his body slightly, looked at the bright yellow afterimage in the distance, and slowly curled the corner of his mouth, before he had time to be happy for the success of his scheme, he felt his chest was heavy, looked down at the hairy head, and stretched out his hands to rub it. Rub the hair that has loosened indefinitely.
Jia Amnesty rubbed it subconsciously.
Situ Chen silently stayed away from people for a while, turned his eyes to scan the brothers in various postures, and breathed a sigh of relief.He had a few drinks last night, but he was still conscious, and sent someone to send back all the younger brothers under the age of ten, otherwise the children would also make trouble with them, and the emperor might roar just now.
Looking around, but couldn't find a suitable "pillow", Situ Chen flicked Jia She's forehead with his fingers, supported the head with one hand, and quickly took off his clothes with the other hand, kneaded it into a ball, and used it as a pillow for others .
"Brother..." The third prince was silent for a long time. Seeing the cautious appearance, he always felt that it was against harmony. He endured and endured, but still couldn't hold back, and said suspiciously: "Jia Amnesty is really the godson adopted by the emperor."
"Yo, third child, you're awake too?" Situ Chen said bluntly, "You're awake too anyway, and this outer robe is too crumpled to wear, take it off quickly."
The third prince: "..."
Situ Chen was a little bit embarrassed, so he had to change the subject: "Wake up these younger brothers, the father came just now."
"Father?" The third prince was startled, and he didn't care about the relationship between the two. Why would Situ Chen be more considerate to a godbrother than his own brother, so he hurriedly woke up his sleeping brother.
Thirteen was very dissatisfied that his dreams had been disturbed. He swept around the brothers who were washing, found the fish that slipped through the net, and immediately asked people to wake up: "Get up quickly, the exam is coming!"
Jia Amnesty straightened up like a carp, and got up, "Test...what is the test?"
"Probably have to stand the test of the father's thunderous anger, but there is a big brother, hahaha!" Shisan said rather generously: "But there is a mother...cough cough, with General Jia around, there should be no problem, But you have to come with us."
Thirteen thoughtfully urged Jia She to wash up quickly, then opened his mouth invisible to Situ Chen, "Hostage!"
Situ Chen: "..." That's amazing, little fat bird!If you know how to capture a thief, you must first capture the king.
Situ Chen led a group of trembling real brothers and a fake brother who was confused, and then pulled Situ Zhao with iron chains, begging to see Emperor Wu without hesitation.
After hearing the internal supervisor's report, Emperor Wu said expressionlessly, "Xuan."
As soon as the door of the palace opened, Situ Zhao, who was originally silent, immediately shouted: "Father!"
Emperor Wu had a headache: "Gag people's mouths first!" As he said that, he stared at Situ Chen with a worried expression, the boss is such a scoundrel, he won't be allowed to have a clean meeting early in the morning.
If it weren't for the presence of a difficult brother, Lao Jia, he could barely feel that his son was quite strong; if it weren't for Lao Jia's comparison of heirs and turning around, he said that it is not good to be alone, brothers are in harmony, and father and son are soldiers in battle, etc.
It's strange, he obviously understands all these principles, and he has heard more beautiful and tactful words, but when he said them from Lao Jia's mouth, it seemed to have magical power.
Hey... I didn't expect him to have the potential to be a faint king.
Standing up by the guards, Situ Zhao's eyes bulged, and the red eyeballs were filled with anger.He didn't dare to blame the superior Emperor Wu, so he could only turn his hatred towards the guards, hating them for actually blocking him tightly. You must know that such orders have unspoken rules, but they are just pretending.
After solving the source of a big anger, Emperor Wu looked at the row of kneeling sons, and his headache became more and more serious: "Are you bringing a crowd to rebel?"
All the princes took a step back when they heard the words.In an instant, only Situ Chen and Jia She, who hadn't reacted yet, were kneeling at the front.
"Old Jia, you take that child, She'er, back first. Look at you, he's so stupid...cough," Emperor Wu didn't have the nerve to say that he was fooled in front of others, so he had to tactfully say, "Look at this child, it's like falling out of love." A rabbit in a wolf's den."
Jia Daishan, who was standing on the side, shook his head resolutely when he heard the words, and said: "This is his own choice, and he is also stupid if he is cheated. Not only must he be punished, but he must also be aggravated!"
Only when he treats people equally, can he find someone to ask if he was blind and misunderstood the previous scene, otherwise how can he beat someone up?
After hearing this, Jia Amnesty was still thinking about whether the father's love behind him hoped that he would dare to act bravely or grow a little brain and keep in mind the boundary between monarch and minister, but Thirteen was startled, looking at Jia Daishan, his small face was full of grievances. He took a step forward silently, and hummed softly: "Then I have a part too."
After finishing speaking, he raised his head with a sense of loyalty, and Thirteen proudly said: "You said that if you give me the power, you can arrest the royal family."
The brothers looked at Thirteen in puzzlement, and then at Jia Daishan, full of suspicion.This change in attitude is a bit incomprehensible.
Emperor Wu: "..."
Emperor Wu, who was sitting in charge of the case, already had some back pains, but he couldn't help but feel a little suspicious in his heart due to the sharp contrast in his attitude towards Thirteen.But thinking that after Shisan and Situ Chen got together recently, they often followed suit.
So he glanced suspiciously at Situ Chen, and then at Jia Daishan. Emperor Wu was inexplicably timid for a moment, not daring to think carefully. That big mouth, I don't know when it was designed to be a stereotype.
After blaming the master-student relationship, Emperor Wu immediately put on a straight face and said to a group of worried sons: "Situ Zhao abolished the imperial status, demoted to a commoner, and will be imprisoned forever! Zhou Junce punished the nine clans for treason and executed them immediately." .”
Showing that he knew every move that happened last night, Emperor Wu took a breath, put his hands slightly on his waist, and said sharply: "Old Nine, I hope you will keep your original intention in mind. I will punish you to research the technique of taking turns breeding and planting within two years."
Situ Shi, who was named, frowned when he heard the words, and with a smile, he hurriedly kowtowed to thank the emperor.Although maybe they will be complained by the two older brothers when they go back, and they may not even be brothers.But for him, it is the best destination.
After punishing the most practical son in the recent stage, and groaning about the rest of the dreams, the sons who want to be poets and painters, or the sons who are going to be ministers, or the sons who are going to take medicine to recuperate, Emperor Wu softened his voice (of course, this is also There is no way, because the higher the voice, it is easier to hear the clues), slowly and slowly said: "All the rest go to make money!"
"what?"
"I will give you government expenses and hire famous teachers for you..." Emperor Wu did the calculations carefully, "It will cost at least 50 taels to train a prince, and it comes from my private treasury. Paying attention to you, complaining that I am biased? Hehe, I can still hear the sound of throwing money into the water!"
Although he only came back early this morning, the dark guard recorded everything that happened in detail.
All of them are little white-eyed wolves!
"Remember not to pretend to be a prince. You must know that I gave it to you!" Emperor Wu said angrily, "If you have the ability to earn enough money for me to spend on you, let's talk about partiality or not? Don't give me a bowl to eat, put down the bowl and scold your mother." !"
Everyone: "..."
"I'm also simple and vulgar for once, if I have the ability to slap my face with money, it's the most real!"
Situ Chen heaved a sigh of relief silently.Sure enough, with the pillow wind, his emperor's father became much gentler!Making money is too easy for him.
Moreover, can you take advantage of this opportunity now?
Although his father could not sum up the concise words that the economic base determines the superstructure, he was not as shy about mentioning money as the previous emperors were.After all, it was this yellow and white thing that hindered his pace of expanding the soil.Today, it is just time to take advantage of the opportunity to make money from people's golden words and vigorously develop capitalism.
You know, there are eight princes in this hall, basically covering half of the power in the court.
At that time, his camera can be created immediately!
"Others get a [-]% discount." Emperor Wu looked coldly at Situ Chen who seemed very excited, "They are right in one thing, I did spend more effort on you, you earn me one million and eighty thousand back! "
Situ Chen: "How do you calculate it?"
"Two of your six brothers will be yours, and you will be doubled."
Brothers: "..."
Thirteen counted with his fingers, he shouldn't need to double.
"Look at your weight, let's get [-]% off one hundred!"
"Father, it's not fair. I'm so much younger than my brother! At least [-]% off!" Shisan muttered angrily: "And Jia Amnesty, General Jia said just now, he will treat everyone equally."
Jia Amnesty shrunk silently: "...Thirteen, I really thank you! Together with your brother, two hundred and five!"
Thirteen was silent for a while, "It's not enough if you add it! Just make up the whole number, three hundred!"
Situ Chen pressed one on the head with one hand, and gritted his teeth: "What are you doing when you buy side dishes? Isn't it just money? I'll look it up for you, and I'll give you a good deal!"
Everyone shook in unison: "That's Wan!"
"Within five years, I will let you understand what the God of Wealth is!" Situ Chen said boldly, got up, and continued to drag one another: "Father, the time is almost up. We are going to supervise Zhou Junce's execution."
"Get lost!" Emperor Wu was out of sight and out of mind.The reason why he handles her so lightly today is because after he leaves, that wicked son will not be left alone.
Scanning the scene of Situ Chen pulling Shisan and Jia Amnesty, Emperor Wu imagined the scene of harmony between the emperor and brothers in the future, and the picture of the harmony between the emperor and his ministers, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
Here, Jia Daishan's eyes were burning. Situ Chen first grabbed one with each hand, but before he walked out of the palace gate, the two claws were clasped together!
Fingers crossed!
He hasn't had it yet!
He didn't know that Jia Daishan was burning with anger, and Situ Chen didn't realize that he was holding hands with Jia She, and his fingers were intertwined. Three, say something to the newly accepted younger brother.
"Brother, why don't you go by yourself?" Shisan rarely provoked the police: "You have so many ideas in your mind, let them all surrender to you, isn't it good?"
"I'm too smart by myself. If I think everything through, I will become dependent, understand?" The old god Situ Chen said, "Huiji will hurt, so now I drink medicine every day, and I am suffering to death."
"You are too thick-skinned." Jia She gave a chill, let go and fled.
Situ Chen let go of Thirteen, stepped forward and grabbed him, put his arms around his shoulders, and laughed, "It's late."
Sensing that Situ Chen seemed to be in a good mood, and also smiled casually in the palace, Jia She looked back and lowered his voice: "Are you in a good mood?"
"En." Situ Chen smiled: "Thirteen is very good." Moreover, today he has a few more younger brothers who can show a little bit of brotherhood.
"Oh."
"In the future, if your father dares to treat my father badly, hehe, our brothers can beat you up!"
Jia Amnesty: "..."
Jia She bowed his head and counted, even if his father started to look like a stallion now, it would be too late to make him a dozen strong brothers.
"You are my father's apprentice. As the saying goes, master and apprentice are like father and son!" Jia Amnesty was about to go back and set up his second son's sack, showing some brotherhood, while accusing him: "You can't be happy and call your father. If you are unhappy, you are your father." Bar?"
Situ Chen snorted.He's not ready to accept it yet.
"Be careful that you won't respond to your daddy in the future!"
"Master won't, not to mention my father is here, how dare he say no?"
The author has something to say:
Emperor Wu said: Son, first explain the scope of application of the emperor's father and father.
Situ Chen: "Follow your mood."
Emperor Wu: "...hehe, I will also be my mother-in-law according to my mood."
Situ Chen: "..."
Emperor Wu: "The East Palace you live in is owned by me, but you have no house! You owe millions of taels of silver, and you're a poor man! It's rare to have a little power, and you secretly want to help your younger brother, ha ha. No house, no money, no power, no power Marrying a prince or young man?"
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