The whole Red House is watching Jia She make a fuss

Chapter 92

It's been a month since that day was refreshing, very refreshing.

Jia She frowned, clasped the book in his hands, and muttered in a slightly melancholy way: "I really miss it!"

It has been 23 days since the army went to war, and the Qionglin Banquet in the palace examination was also very lively. He also tried his brother-in-law forcibly touching porcelain and beauties tricked him into money. Get a big brother-in-law.

Now, full of wine and food, thinking about lust, lonely and empty, thinking about friends.

Look, his old master knows how to write a poem!

"Brother, the master has ordered the assessment in three days. You still don't want to wander off." Hearing the repeated laments, Jia Zheng, who was studying hard at the side, frowned, stopped writing, and said in disgust.

If Jia She doesn't do well in the exam, it will implicate him!

He originally thought that the most powerful Xixi that his father taught him was just a minister of the Ministry of Rites or the master of the Imperial Academy, but it was Emperor Wu who came!Wu, Emperor!

Emperor Wu came and didn't say a word. Dai Quan, the chief supervisor and internal supervisor next to him, held a bright yellow edict and announced the rules of the exam every fifteenth day.

The scope of the examination is according to the emperor's will, the Four Books and Five Classics are not clearly defined, but the scoring standard is also arbitrary and undefined, but the scores are written in black and white!Take the "joint sitting system" as the standard, supplemented by the tacit understanding of brothers as a bonus item.If the sum of the scores of two people does not exceed 120 points, they will live together in the same bed!

Same, bed, same, live!

Although he didn't understand how the score was calculated, it sounded scary when he heard that he and Jia She lived under the same roof, no, in the same room!

What's more, it is the dream of all scholars to learn literary and martial arts goods and the emperor's family. He can use his father's ability to be in the emperor's heart ahead of time, which is simply a joy from heaven.

Therefore, no matter what the reason is, he must not let Jia She be held back, absolutely not!

"It's because of the exam!" Jia She slammed the table and said happily, "That's right, it must be because of the exam that I miss Situ Chen, otherwise..." I can't do it because of my body. Let's go.The reason why he was looking for a maid to play with before but couldn't speak must be because he wasn't pretty enough, it must be like this!

"Situ..." Jia Zheng didn't have the guts to name names because of his reverence for the royal family, but his brows became more and more frowned, his eyes were full of scrutiny, and he was about to speak when Jia She made a stride He ran across the table, grabbed his shoulders, and swayed: "Student master, bah, you are also a scumbag! The exam is about to come, do you think we should find someone to tutor?"

"Indeed." Jia Zheng's complexion darkened, and he nodded aggrievedly, feeling unwilling.He had always been proud of his talent and learning, but in the end he was only the first in Jia's family.

"The masters of yours before, with official positions on them, will always make inquires about one or two things. I'm getting annoyed. Let's find someone of the same age who is easier to talk to." Jia She urged after finishing his request. : "Think about it, do you know anyone?"

"Cousin Historian?"

"Hehe." Jia She said with a sneer.

"Others," Jia Zheng said with a bitter smile, "then I really don't know anyone else who has real talents."

Seeing how pitiful this person is, Jia She rarely softened his heart, and patted the person on the head: "At least you are enlightened now, and the prodigal son will not change his money when he returns!"

"Where are you going?" Jia Zheng covered his head, dissatisfied.

"Be kind as a donkey!" Jia She groaned, withdrew his hand, and said, "Why don't you find the older brother-in-law, or the younger brother-in-law's father?"

Jia Zheng glanced at Jia Amnesty suspiciously: "My little brother-in-law is her father?"

Jia Amnesty turned a deaf ear to it, "That's the deal, you go to your elder brother-in-law and ask him to come and give us extra lessons and teach us a little bit."

"Then remember to stop talking nonsense." Jia Zhengyu taught earnestly, suppressing the doubts of "little brother-in-law and her father", and got up to invite Shangguan Yun.

An hour later, Shangguan Yun collapsed into Jia's academy, looking at the two pairs of sincere eyes and the two innocent faces, he always felt that his good luck made him a little unbearable.

Unbearable shit luck in life!

He was not well-known in this class of Jinshi, even if he was the first in the second class, he was married by Emperor Wu.But because he has... well, wrong, two unique uncles, let him suddenly replace Wang Tao as the son-in-law, and the news that Emperor Wu's gift can promote officials for the Ministry of Punishment and break the ancestor's rules has become the most hotly discussed candidate at the moment.

Those who were originally envious and jealous of him (although it is said that although he married Rong Gong's concubine daughter, she is not like a son-in-law is better than a son-in-law, gaining both fame and fortune), suddenly all kinds of sympathy and pity for him.

The brother-in-law loves his sister eagerly, tried 36 tricks and tried [-] tricks, and contributed countless themes to Liyuan's new opera.

The second brother-in-law is well-mannered and not out of line, but he has a friend, who is called the Imperial Shuangjiao, who takes Miss Jia's family to the banquet, and invites his mother in various ways.

The little old lady of the squire, his mother-in-law was given all kinds of favors and powers, and the daughter-in-law hadn't married yet, and she had already started to say three good things about her daughter-in-law every day, and finally thanked the emperor for her kindness.

He got used to this and looked away!

Miss Jia's identity is good, and she is... Because of the Jia family's unique way of doing things, he has met twice.

As a man, what else is he dissatisfied with.

Shangguan Yun was very satisfied with the marriage, but when he saw the sincere expressions of his two brothers studying from the corner of his eyes, he felt a breath in his chest that could not be evacuated.

"You two uncles, please forgive me for being unreasonable. How dare you ask what you are going to be tested for?" How can he tutor without giving scope?

It's useless even if he finds the number one champion to tutor him?

Jia She shook his head blankly.

Jia Zheng said seriously, "I'm at least eighty-nine out of ten sure about the contents of the Four Books and Five Classics. I have the audacity to invite you here today to learn more about the test of brotherhood."

"Brothers have a tacit understanding?" Shangguan Yun looked at the two brothers who turned their faces away, and suddenly laughed, wanting to ask: "Aren't you two tacit understanding? At least I, my brother-in-law, cooperated flawlessly."

However, I don't have the guts to say it, for fear of being beaten.

Oh, I don't want to see the legendary Mr. Xixi who they fear and fear give a severe lesson.

I don't know that the elder brother-in-law of the future is so sinister in his heart, and the two brothers held Shangguan Yun to discuss for a while, but they couldn't understand it, so they had to turn their attention to the book, and asked some questions according to their own progress.

After three days like this, when the exam came, Shangguan Yun hesitated to leave, wanting to meet a mysterious teacher.

As a result, the teacher didn't see it, and he was thrown a test paper.

"Blessings and hardships, this is my good brother-in-law!" Jia Amnesty looked at the bewildered Shangguan Yun, and then at the guard who came to deliver the test papers. The test must be done!"

"Brother is right, brother Shangguan, father is also very concerned about you." Although Jia Zheng didn't know the real identity of the secret guard, he saw him dressed in black and came with a test paper. After hearing what Jia Amnesty said, he felt faint I guessed it, but in fact there was no teacher at all, it was the good intentions of my father who was fighting outside.Fearing that ordinary people would not be able to shock them, they specially invited Emperor Wu to help.

Shangguan Yun: "..." Father-in-law who has not met, you two sons really don't need to test any tacit understanding.

The three buried the case and opened the test paper.

After Jia Zheng saw the paper, he was completely dumbfounded.Shangguan Yun, who was a little confused at first, became more and more confused, and couldn't help saying: "It's really different." As for the Jia family's test paper, he should be calm, hehe, calm down a ghost!

But Jia Amnesty jumped up against the case and shouted: "This must be Situ Chen's test paper! It's not made by humans at first glance!"

There are multiple-choice questions, fill-in-the-blank questions, reading questions, and essay questions on the paper. There are detailed rule introductions behind each question type, and an example is given for explanation.

Even a fool can understand.

But understanding the rules does not mean answering the questions!

In the previous question, I will ask a few more sheep, and in the next question, I will ask what Article No. 20 of the Criminal Law says.Every question type is like this without coherence.

That's all, anyway, there is a rare choice for this question, there are four options A, B, C, D, at least he can be fooled.

But...but!

Jia She stared intently at the extra points at the end of the paper, and said angrily, "Second brother, you like salty..."

Before he finished speaking, a cold light flashed, and then the sword lay across his neck.

The dark guard's expression was cold: "No noise is allowed in the examination room, and one more thing, it will be punished as cheating, and you will get zero points!"

Jia Amnesty: "..."

Jia Zheng silently looked at the final question type, and suddenly wanted to be the roundworm in Jia She's stomach.

Shangguan Yun came back to his senses, glanced left and right at the two uncles who seemed to be mourning, and had a guess about the tacit understanding question in his heart, so he wanted to clap his hands happily, and sighed that it was wonderful.

"Be careful, I'll tell my father to ask him to add marriage and love questions at the end of your test paper. He will specifically ask my eldest sister what she likes and ask questions about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law." Jia She glanced at his brother-in-law out of the corner of his eye, and opened his mouth to threaten silently. .

"Eldest young master answer the question quietly." The dark guard retracted his sword, saw that the person's expression was a little sluggish, smiled, and replied: "Don't worry, the young master also arranged some marriage and love questions when he left. I will bring them next time."

Jia Amnesty: "..."

Shangguan said: "..."

Jia Zheng didn't want to waste time, and originally wanted to write vigorously, but found that he couldn't write.The multiple-choice questions either have the same answers or are completely different. The fill-in-the-blank questions are even more strange. I don’t know which book this sentence came from. As for the reading questions, it is necessary to analyze the mood of the characters in the text from the text. , but also to try to figure out the mood of the literati, it is simply an act of a dog, a villain.

But... What he hates the most is this kind of analysis. His father has always researched such topics specially for him, right?

No wonder it was said to be tailor-made earlier.

Thinking about it this way, Jia Zheng took the lead in answering all the reading questions with his pen filled with enthusiasm, and then focused on other types of questions.

On the other side, Shangguan Yun was also involved in answering the questions.As the fourth in this year's imperial examination, although he was stunned for a while, at least he still had real talents and knowledge, and the more he did it, the more he was in awe of the candidates.

Seeing that all the test takers were busy racing against time, it was the first time for Jia She, who had to sit for two hours for a large-scale exam, not to feel that time was not enough, and his mentality was very good, except that he had to answer some questions for bonus points. .

First finish the multiple-choice questions, choose the ones you know how to do, and choose some pleasing ones. After choosing all the answers, you will turn your attention to the last question and start the road of "know yourself, know the enemy, and win all the time".

The second child likes to eat sweets the most, and the person who loves him the most must be himself. The thing he loves the most is reading and playing treasures... The biggest advantage is pretending!

After answering the second child's questions, the next step is the self-assessment session.

For a smart person like him, the person he loves the most must be the most honorable and respectable emperor. Of course, his favorite thing to do is to learn literature, practice martial arts, play antiques, play crickets and walk horses... The biggest advantages of the top ten For a few years, he was good-looking, well-behaved, and reincarnated, and later he turned his head back, corrected when he knew his mistakes, and became a good head of the family!

After boasting himself into a flower, Jia She chose the rest of the questions that he could do and finished, and then began the blind part of praying to God and Buddha for luck, but no matter what he was taught by the biggest examiner, he wanted to fill it all Still doing his best, all the blank places on the whole test paper were filled with words, and he couldn't draw any words, so he also copied the title again, and drew a pitiful little portrait of Amnesty, begging to float. Say a word: Dad, for the sake of Xie'er's copying so seriously, let's give it a friendship point.

Two hours passed quietly.The secret guard dutifully collected the examination papers, and Shangguan Yun handed in the papers with a helpless face. He was running out of time, and there were still two essay questions left unanswered. , only Jia She was left yelling: "Oh, give me another breath, and I'll fill it all up, really!"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone in the room was shocked. The secret guard looked at the full answer sheet in a daze, and when Jia She had finished writing the last sentence, he obediently handed over the sheet without recovering.These hidden guards are also considered somewhat educated, and they have never dropped out of studies since they were young, but don't make mistakes beyond recognition when they come into contact with the papers issued by His Highness, there are only a few questions that can be answered.

This Uncle Forgiveness is nothing but a blockbuster, and his answers are full of pictures and texts!

The dark guard happily went back to report to Emperor Wu.

Hearing the words, Emperor Wu first glanced at the paper with rich pictures and texts, his face changed back and forth, and finally rubbed the ninja's aching stomach: "Xiao Li, you are still too honest! Go and get those two, forget it, put Let me grab those three and see what the future pillars will answer!"

The secret guard led away, and not long after, Jia Amnesty greeted Emperor Wu happily with his stupid brother and brother-in-law.

Emperor Wu blew his beard and stared angrily: "Jia Tiantian, you've learned how to draw in half a year, right? Not to mention very expressive."

Jia She called out weakly: "Your Majesty, as the saying goes, there is hard work without credit, so you should show your noble hand."

"The handwriting is good, and the test paper is quite neat. Ten points will be added, but if you try to bribe the examiner, twenty points will be deducted." Emperor Wu said solemnly: "As for answering the questions, you get ten points for the multiple-choice questions, zero points for the fill-in-the-blank questions, and zero points for the reading questions..."

Emperor Wu looked at the big duck eggs on the paper that he had marked with his ink pen, and was so angry that he asked Dai Quan to give the paper to others, saying: "You have to have a sense of substitution, and think from the perspective of the characters in the text, not like answering essay questions."

"I don't even give you any points for friendship." Jia Amnesty held the paper and wanted to pout and act coquettishly. He didn't want to live with Jia Zheng, but when he saw the scores of the following essay questions, he was very happy: "I The essay question has 35 points, which is close to the full mark!"

As soon as this remark came out, the remaining two candidates received their own papers and instantly flipped through the scores of the essay questions.

"Jia Laoer, you have to be very good, come on..." Emperor Wu stopped talking for a while, glanced sideways at Dai Quan, and when he opened his mouth to remind him, he smiled and said: "Shangguan is good, considering your background and age, with such eyesight, it is already good , although he scored 22, he is still the best of his generation."

"Long live, why..." As a scholar, Shangguan Yun felt that his talent was belittled.Even if the emperor praised him, he would not be happy.

Jia Amnesty scored 35 points!

Regarding this, Jia Zheng was also extremely unwilling, and also took a step forward, bowing down to ask for an explanation.

"Xie'er, show them both your answers." Seeing this, Emperor Wu said gently, "That's right, you have an inquiring spirit, which is very good!" , stick to the rules and have no own opinions; although you put forward the policy, Shangguan, it is too idealistic and lacks the possibility of practical implementation."

The two people who were mentioned stared at Jia Amnesty's well-founded analysis.

"She replied that it is feasible to take out any one of them, and it can be implemented immediately." Emperor Wu glanced at Jia She, who was a little proud, and said slowly: "But you can't be happy. Because these policies are discussed by the ministers. It was synthesized later. He just applied what he learned and was instructed by an expert.”

Thinking of "superior", Jia She immediately turned his face away and nodded.

"That's why you have to deduct the points for the expert's advice, and finally give you a score for memory, recitation, compilation and comprehension, so the total score is 25 points." The first is talent and learning, which scored 59 points.In the end, it was revealed that Jia Zheng's score was 36 points.

The faces of the two brothers who were silently calculating the total score turned pale.

"Okay, let's talk about the extra points tacit understanding question." Emperor Wu gasped: "You two brothers have a tacit understanding."

Use your own self-assessment as a reference.

Two brothers, two pairs of brothers in their hearts like to answer only one.

The taste is on the sweet side.

Jia Zheng also stated honestly that because the taste at home is too sweet, there is no choice for him who is used to it.

"Both of you brothers should cultivate a tacit understanding." Emperor Wu appreciated Huihui's wonderful face-changing skills, and signaled the hidden guard to send the three of them back, and then said: "Give this answer sheet to Lao Jia, so that he can enjoy himself too."

"Yes!"

"No, wait a minute, you first take that evil... no, pick a few favorite themes left by the boss, the three views on marriage and love... Forget it, I choose a few myself, and then order someone to give it to Lao Jia as soon as possible. Send it. Remember, don't let the boss know!" Emperor Wu solemnly ordered.